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Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
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I'm definitely not going to Klum while looking at that ironing board.
 

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the champ. tara reid

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behold....

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That gap between her ass cheeks is really disconcerting. It looks like a gaping maw that could accommodate a coke can cock, at least until it gets to the door. And yes, you win. That is definitely the flattest ass I've ever seen, it's beyond a 90 degree angle.

Also, nice cleavage weirdo. It's just as wide as the other gap. That bumpy torso looks like a shitty torn up road in desperate need of repaving.
 
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