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Coffee is for faggots, tastes horrible and any man that drinks it wouldn’t last twenty minutes in the can, much less twenty years eating grilled cheese off the radiater.
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Just smoke some cheeba maaaani can't find adderall anymore and coke is all laced with fentanyl... what do you use if not coffee, faggot?
Stop being a weak minded faggot. How tired can you be that you need a constant influx of stimulants?i can't find adderall anymore and coke is all laced with fentanyl... what do you use if not coffee, faggot?
To expand on this, although I drink occasionally, anyone that talks about being drunk or smoking when they get off work is cringeworthy. You can’t make it though an eight hour shift without thinking about being drunk or high? What are you twelllllve?I hate alcohol. A lot of talk about soyboys and their shit diet making them womanly, but alcohol increases estrogen and lowers testosterone over time. It’s a shitty poison that losers rely on to make themselves social or to forget their horrible existence. If you are over 25 and you want to tell me a story about how much you drank last weekend or how much you plan to drink, the only thoughts I’ll have are how I can murder you and get away with it. “I was so drunk last weekend bro! I drank a lot of stuff and felt really weird man! Holy shit it was wild dude!” Kill yourself if you have ever had this convo with someone.
Find a Mexican gentleman to obtainium blowi can't find adderall anymore and coke is all laced with fentanyl... what do you use if not coffee, faggot?
taint that his only special? And his album was retarded?I thought Norm’s last special was ok
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I came to that conclusion when I first saw this reddit meetup video:I hate alcohol. A lot of talk about soyboys and their shit diet making them womanly, but alcohol increases estrogen and lowers testosterone over time. It’s a shitty poison that losers rely on to make themselves social or to forget their horrible existence. If you are over 25 and you want to tell me a story about how much you drank last weekend or how much you plan to drink, the only thoughts I’ll have are how I can murder you and get away with it. “I was so drunk last weekend bro! I drank a lot of stuff and felt really weird man! Holy shit it was wild dude!” Kill yourself if you have ever had this convo with someone.
i thought his album was genius actuallytaint that his only special? And his album was retarded?
All the Will Ferrel shit was a bit much. Gambling bit was funny. Never felt compelled to re-listen.i thought his album was genius actually
They drink coffee like water in the can. I preferred to sleep- coffee has replaced cigarettes as the vice of choice because in most jails/prisons, you cannot smoke anymore.Coffee is for faggots, tastes horrible and any man that drinks it wouldn’t last twenty minutes in the can, much less twenty years eating grilled cheese off the radiater.
I really like old radio comedies and thats what Norm was going for, i wish we had more of that and less podcastsAll the Will Ferrel shit was a bit much. Gambling bit was funny. Never felt compelled to re-listen.
I really like old radio comedies and thats what Norm was going for, i wish we had more of that and less podcasts
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