Segura is the phoniest of them all. I actually like Berts "secret time" special. Seguras 2nd to last one I did laugh a decent amount at, but still...he should drown in Berts vomit
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Do we?
Nice responding to a year old thread, stupid.
UHHHHHH IM MACHINE!
I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT NOW!!
I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT NOW!!
What took you so long, Ray?
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I watched this doc about a year ago.
Same. Fuck the dumb cunt that bumped this thread and made me think about Bert.
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You don’t respect THE MACHINE?! As gay as he is fat, says I.
I liked Segura's first few specials. They made me laugh.
His one from a year ago? Didn't laugh once.
And to state my case, I never really liked any of the Rogan crew despite Segura. Rogan is if your angry conspiracy driven grandfather had a microphone, and happened to also think DMT was the answer to everything.
Maybe if you took a few Brazilian jiu jitsu classes you'd understand better.
So I heard they call you the machine. Yeah? Do they?
I used to like Tom. I thought he had a pretty good sense of humor. Guess i was wrong because hes rly sucked the past 3-4 yrs or whatever
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Mark Normand and Ari are mildly funny. Shane Gillis fucking blows and Tom Segura has never said anything funny before. Bert's just a fat queer.
Is it?