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POLL: Who paid the bill for Patrick?
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I still think Patrick went to mama raven crying his piggy eyes out at the last minute about how he doesn’t want to go to jail and she used their savings / pension to bail him out. Maybe they went halves with Lynne.
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Toss up between Lynne/SFWA. I'm guessing Lynne gave them a no-interest loan after Quasi's attorney informed them that Niki is next in line once her deadbeat husband is jailed for contempt. They will rent out the other half of the hovel for a few years to pay her back. She of course has no idea that Judgement 2: Electric Boogaloo is coming in hot.
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100% it was all Lynne. But I do believe Tommy gargled nigger cum in rest stop bathrooms for nickels.
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Lynne stepped in to protect her poor, retarded daughter. The only question is was it a gift or a loan.
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“Patrick’s got this amazing new Tiny Tim book coming Mom, it’s going to sell a lot of copies.”
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Nobody gives a fuck about Tiny Tim or Scrooge who isn’t now 50 years old and remembers them fondly as muppets. They aren’t buying a John wick fan fiction of it.
It’s a stupid fucking book.
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*Pats Niki on the head* “I’m sure it will, dear. He’s a very talented writer.”
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… Lynne reassures her daughter. “I’m sure he will repay me when the Tiny Tim book is released” she lies, safe in the knowledge she will never see that money again in her life.
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Hot take: Nikki and Pat have a joint savings account of a meager sum of around $50k (
a Trivial amount), Quasi just took Pat's In the Black advance, and is going to take the remainder of their savings when he domesticates the other debt.
a Trivial amount), Quasi just took Pat's In the Black advance, and is going to take the remainder of their savings when he domesticates the other debt.
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Tommy was my second choice. Think about it. If Tommy swallowed nigger cum for $15 a load, he’s have 32k to burn by Christmas
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I have it on good authority that he took my advice of sucking 543 dicks for $100 each. As a independent journalist I won’t reveal my sources.
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Niki leaves. The second the front door shuts Lynne buries her face in her hands and begins sobbing uncontrollably.
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Did lynne progressive-politics herself retarded, so she is believing the pig? Maybe the swattings were never to convince outsiders, but lynne was the audience? I can't imagine some hard nosed Margaret Thatcher business woman being stupid enough to buy a story authored by pigrick though. If I was her I would have spent 32k getting my dyke daughter into hiding and used the rest to have pigrick framed for a load of car theft.
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I think Rick is a full-time insurance salesman although most likely a very poor one.
I'm just guessing, but I think he works on commission and brings in 40-50k a year, has no credit, and spends like a retard.....This was him handing over his savings account, taking out new loans at ridiculous rates maybe. Just a guess.
I bet bankruptcy is coming.
I'm just guessing, but I think he works on commission and brings in 40-50k a year, has no credit, and spends like a retard.....This was him handing over his savings account, taking out new loans at ridiculous rates maybe. Just a guess.
I bet bankruptcy is coming.
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Lynne was happy for Nikki to go through bankruptcy back in her twenties; she's not going to bankroll them now.
On the other hand, the SFWA desperately wants to keep the details of its loan to Pat under wraps, and has spent thousands in court fighting to keep the details secret.
The idea of throwing another $50k to Pat just to keep everybody out of jail is going to look mighty appealing right about now.
On the other hand, the SFWA desperately wants to keep the details of its loan to Pat under wraps, and has spent thousands in court fighting to keep the details secret.
The idea of throwing another $50k to Pat just to keep everybody out of jail is going to look mighty appealing right about now.
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That could be why he did a no-show to the debtors exam
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Interesting but didn't he cash out his house payments or something? The insurance thing is an unanswered question, he has to do something with his time. Maybe niggi told lynne that they would both be fucked by a debtor exam because of ppp fraud and this was a 'loan' from lynne that got paid straight to the leprecorn lawyerette so no tax issue?
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She could be a Joe-level rube outside of that particular skillset, now throw in the contact form bit and negro fart laced rumors, no wonder the gal might feel confused.