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Poll: Did Fatrick SWAT himself?

Did Fatrick call the police on himself to frame the stlakers?


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Imager

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Guys I figured this out last night.

He was so upset about the addresses in the audio because the cops went to the WRONG address and tore him out of his hovel and cuffed him.

That's why he was yelling at them and the whole 'check your notes' thing and all of that.

I don't think the address would have come up at all in his tirade unless he either called it in himself or he knew who was going to. There's no reason for the cops to mention the address unless he asked them first.

Remember we don't know what happened before Alivia hit record. So why are addresses being brought up and why is he being cunty about them going to the wrong address and don't ever come back here?

His plan backfired spectacularly.

What other explanation is there?
 
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SpaceEdge

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Several kiwifarms lolcows have been swatted over the past few weeks, but we are going off the rails.
This same retard is also claiming that he "can't enjoy Patrick as much anymore" because there may have been a swatting that he wants to blame on us.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, there's a growing list of kiwi users that should die in a hail of police gunfire.
 

NortheastPhilly

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Im really torn to he honest witcha. Could totally see Pat doing it, because of his history of faking evidence. But could also see a kiwifag doing this, or maybe even a brotherman got carried away.

And I think an option should be that the cops responded to a legitimate call at the hovel because a neighbor heard disturbing noises and behavior
 

Nick_Carpinelli

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Im really torn to he honest witcha. Could totally see Pat doing it, because of his history of faking evidence. But could also see a kiwifag doing this, or maybe even a brotherman got carried away.

And I think an option should be that the cops responded to a legitimate call at the hovel because a neighbor heard disturbing noises and behavior

I added that option because it's one I hadn't really considered
 
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Maybe Nikki went to stay with her mom and told Rick she’s leaving him and he threatened to kill himself so she called the police to do a safety check, which is why they asked if he had a gun in the house. Rick was furious she left and he’s delusional so he blamed the atalkers for calling the cops. Lotta fawkin possible problems at that duplex.
 

HotDogJoe

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This same retard is also claiming that he "can't enjoy Patrick as much anymore"

I saw that. His exact words were "This thread will never be as funny or as compelling again." Really, because some retard MAY have swatted him, that means you can no longer laugh at anything pig-related again?

Ugh stfu, faggot. Leave the thread and never come back then if that's how you feel.
 

Faggot Boqposter

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Maybe Nikki went to stay with her mom and told Rick she’s leaving him and he threatened to kill himself so she called the police to do a safety check, which is why they asked if he had a gun in the house. Rick was furious she left and he’s delusional so he blamed the atalkers for calling the cops. Lotta fawkin possible problems at that duplex.
That’s my pet theory: that it was a legitimate wellness check called in by someone who cares about pat.

Narcissists—especially those with substance abuse problems—threaten self harm all the time. They have severe depression and anxiety and live a miserable existence. Patrick will not kill himself, but he will use threats of self harm to get attention and sympathy, deflect blame, and manipulate people. He’s been on the ropes for a while now. Niki leaving, contact form counter insurgency strategy, and whatever else is going on his is existence made him send some troubling texts.
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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Guys I figured this out last night.

He was so upset about the addresses in the audio because the cops went to the WRONG address and tore him out of his hovel and cuffed him.

That's why he was yelling at them and the whole 'check your notes' thing and all of that.

I don't think the address would have come up at all in his tirade unless he either called it in himself or he knew who was going to. There's no reason for the cops to mention the address unless he asked them first.

Remember we don't know what happened before Alivia hit record. So why are addresses being brought up and why is he being cunty about them going to the wrong address and don't ever come back here?

His plan backfired spectacularly.

What other explanation is there?
They probably had FLIR set ups and could see his fat ass in other hovel
 

Libby Son Of Loin

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We know Nikki lives upstairs because that's where the new couch was put. So Pat still lives in 2611 but since Nikki is out of town he snuck up to 2613. He made the fake call for 2611 hoping they would kick in the door and he could sue them for damages. But they didn't, they knocked politely, until he came stumbling out of 2613 trying to inspect the damage. Because this is a potential shooting, they demand he puts his hands up but piggy doesn't comply so he gets tackled and cuffed. He realizes they didn't kick in 2611 and starts atalker childing them
 
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