He's so pathetic. They say suicide is the coward's way out but he's still here and he's definitely a coward. His own mother said so.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Please think about this more frequently than you already do, paul weimer
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I hope this is played at my funeral:
[URL unfurl="true"]https://v.redd.it/rxr00llbvju51/DASH_audio.mp4[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://v.redd.it/rxr00llbvju51/DASH_audio.mp4[/URL]
Needs more verses, brothaman.
Play this stirring dirge at @captain_kamala ‘s funeral:Do you really think anyone's going to your funeral you fucking LOSER you'll be burned and forgotten in a cabinet somewhere
She pegged him
Nobody is going to even notice he's gone until there's nothing left to bury
Fantasizing about your funeral & picturing everyone being sad (elated) while listening to your shit music is one of the gayest displays of self pitying faggotry. This creep is too old to share the thought processes of his rape victims.
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He’s not going to have a funeral unless he goes and pays for it himself in advance.
They’ll just fire him when he doesn’t show up for work for a week and that will be it.
They’ll just fire him when he doesn’t show up for work for a week and that will be it.
I've thought about my funeral, but everyone is pointing and laughing at my naked corpse in a vacant lot. That's healthy, right?
"Johnny Cash's version of _____" should be an automatic punch in the dick at this point.
That would really Johnny Cash's Hurt