Please let @Bedabbler in.

[Podawful won!]

He's not allowed to post anywhere else except for the Pest Headquarters forum. Please let him in. He's also a Dabbler. For the love of cheesewhiz let him in, finally someone other than me and @satanssockpuppet can talk about Stuttering John. Things will look a lot different around here once he's allowed in, and once there's a handful more of Dabblers here this place will be unrecognizable. More John content and Dabblers means more fun and more interesting discussions. Believe me, Johntent is the best kind of content there is, period.

Here's his thread:

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[Guest]

Please do, he's my boyfriend.

 

[Podawful won!]

Please do, he's my boyfriend.

You know him? I think you're full of shit. Like Stuttering John.

 

[johnnynoname]

he's my boyfriend

nigga- STAHP lying


this is your boyfriend

 

[DMAN]

Naw, we're good. We only need 1 to show the brotherman the true menace.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He's not allowed to post anywhere else except for the Pest Headquarters forum. Please let him in. He's also a Dabbler. For the love of cheesewhiz let him in, finally someone other than me and @satanssockpuppet can talk about Stuttering John. Things will look a lot different around here once he's allowed in, and once there's a handful more of Dabblers here this place will be unrecognizable. More John content and Dabblers means more fun and more interesting discussions. Believe me, Johntent is the best kind of content there is, period.

Here's his thread:

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With all due respect (?), hating SJ does not necessarily make one a "dabbler". It's like hating potholes, or moldy bread. Most of what I know about Stinky is based on his long-ago HSS heyday. I am aware he's spent the last several decades "dabbling" in various ill-fated careers, and trying to create some sort of podcast thing for himself. But I don't actively follow him, nor will I ever. He smells like shit in real life, by the way.

See, the old subreddit was very much a "prove it" kind of deal. It was a glorious time. You had Opie the Squinter, Simian Sam, Bovine Joe, Jimmy the Pervert, Artie No-Nose, and Tony Two-Shirts. We called him that because he always wore two shirts. You didn't just saunter into that subreddit and start posting things, oh my heavens no. First, you had to comment, and that comment had to be relevant, and funny, or you'd be instantly and deservedly shunned. You had to earn your props. The standards were very lofty, and the crowd was very tough. And we were persecuted by that website for those standards, in ways the Jews or even the blacks could never understand. So it meant something, albeit in a faggotized and retarded sort of way. And, IMHO, newcomers to this forum should respect that, and honor the sacrifices those brave retards made.

 

[DMAN]

See, the old subreddit was very much a "prove it" kind of deal. It was a glorious time. You had Opie the Squinter, Simian Sam, Bovine Joe, Jimmy the Pervert, Artie No-Nose, and Tony Two-Shirts. We called him that because he always wore two shirts. You didn't just saunter into that subreddit and start posting things, oh my heavens no. First, you had to comment, and that comment had to be relevant, and funny, or you'd be instantly and deservedly shunned. You had to earn your props. The standards were very lofty, and the crowd was very tough. And we were persecuted by that website for those standards, in ways the Jews or even the blacks could never understand. So it meant something, albeit in a faggotized and retarded sort of way. And, IMHO, newcomers to this forum should respect that, and honor the sacrifices those brave retards made.

There was a day where O&A had us trained to be a community who policed our own. The bar was high enough to scare many away from even trying. We used to have standards in this country. We had honor amongst thieves. Now? You got reply-guys stalking podcasters and ruining every thread. You got the well-intentioned gimmick account Dabbler trying to bring awareness to the gay menace known as The Karl and The Kikebergers... But the spam threads with "johntent" are a step too far. It drowns out great posts like when The DMAN has been doing these daily posts since New Years DDay that nobody can appreciate because cocksuckers are throwing off the content flow. For heavens sake, let the board breathe and don't think every thread title needs 3 parodies.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

There was a day where O&A had us trained to be a community who policed our own. The bar was high enough to scare many away from even trying. We used to have standards in this country. We had honor amongst thieves. Now? You got reply-guys stalking podcasters and ruining every thread. You got the well-intentioned gimmick account Dabbler trying to bring awareness to the gay menace known as The Karl and The Kikebergers... But the spam threads with "johnton" are a step too far. It drowns out great posts like when The DMAN has been doing these daily posts since New Years DDay that nobody can appreciate because cocksuckers are throwing off the content flow. For heavens sake, let the board breathe and don't think every thread title needs 3 parodies.

ORDER OF THE NINE ANGLES IN DISTRESS!!

 

[Professor Rape]

This reminds me of the great pajeet invasion of current year.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

There was a day where O&A had us trained to be a community who policed our own. The bar was high enough to scare many away from even trying. We used to have standards in this country. We had honor amongst thieves. Now? You got reply-guys stalking podcasters and ruining every thread. You got the well-intentioned gimmick account Dabbler trying to bring awareness to the gay menace known as The Karl and The Kikebergers... But the spam threads with "johnton" are a step too far. It drowns out great posts like when The DMAN has been doing these daily posts since New Years DDay that nobody can appreciate because cocksuckers are throwing off the content flow. For heavens sake, let the board breathe and don't think every thread title needs 3 parodies.

I didn't watch my buddy's Reddit accounts die face down on the mud to come home to Stuttering John spitting all over me in my own forum. I left ribs over there, man. Pieces of myself. To me, Owe An Ehhh forums is like the local VFW hall. You don't parade into the local VFW hall and start fucking with guys who left their toes in Korea, man. If and when Stuttering fucking John does something rib worthy, by all means, I'll pile on. And while I have nothing personal against this Dabbler or anyone else here, I will not allow myself to be associated with this gay new movement. I mean, I don't even Patpost, man.