Plea to Cuntfucker

[Not bad]

I believe in PFGforums. PFGforums has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the PFGforum fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her forum.

She found a boyfriend; not a brothaman - a Kiwiforums guy. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another Kiwiforums guy.They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a'broken. Her jaw was a'shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life -- beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again.

Sorry...I -- I went to the mods, like a good brothaman. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison-- suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastard, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, "for justice, we must go to Cuntfucker".

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Is he going to plaster their homes with gay porn?

 

[Monk]

I must say no to you. And I'll give you my reasons. It's true, I have a lot of friends in ribbing posts but they wouldn't be friendly very long if they knew I was Pat Posting instead of Joe Posting, which they regard as a harmless vice but Pat Posting is a dirty business. It doesn't make any difference to me what a brotherman does to earn his ribs, you understand, but swatting midwestern sci-fi authors is a little dangerous.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

And those two bastard, they smiled at me.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Now imagine she was white.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to give a car crash for me. But until that day, accept this rib as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

 

[guest]

Where’s legend of stage and screen and star of the Godfather, Abe Vigoda, when we need him most?

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

That CuntFucker guy seems to be in a world of his own. He's gone rogue. Nigga is still shouting about Norm Macdonald being Jewish into the ether.