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Planet Fitness is terrible

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General Porky said:
I recently moved and signed up for one because the only other gym is expensive and sucks. All the machines are cramped together and the place is roaming with pajeets wearing non workout clothes and fat niggers hogging the machines so they can lift 10 and 20 pounds at a time. It smells like shit in here too.
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Some female comedian had a good joke about that, something like her gym has a lot of Indians which means she never gets to use the 10 pound dumbbells.

They have really gotten bad over the years and you can’t even yell at anyone for being an asshole with the equipment because they’ll kick you out. I go to one since it’s close but every time I go I say “what a faggot” to myself at least 10 times because holy shit do so many people act like faggots in the gym.
 
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Juschippinyababe said:
Signing up for a purple gym that doesnt allow deadlifts is high level faggot shit. Join a real gym
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One of the best gyms I ever went to was in college - it’s was 24/7 and called Steel Mill. It was real old school, tons of weights / benches / etc and I think maybe 4 treadmills as it was all about lifting. They didn’t ban women but they designed it to keep them away and would yell at you if you acted like an asshole (not putting weights back, not dressed properly, taking forever on a bench while not even benching, etc)
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Some female comedian had a good joke about that, something like her gym has a lot of Indians which means she never gets to use the 10 pound dumbbells.

They have really gotten bad over the years and you can’t even yell at anyone for being an asshole with the equipment because they’ll kick you out. I go to one since it’s close but every time I go I say “what a faggot” to myself at least 10 times because holy shit do so many people act like faggots in the gym.
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You’re paying for it. Let them know.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Some female comedian had a good joke
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I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

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1073waaf said:
I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.

While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.

And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.

Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.

So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.

“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.

“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”

“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.

“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.

Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.

The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard, then the least she deserves is his silence.

End gym rant.
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You fucking had me for a paragraph or two.
 
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