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-Actual line from Rick's lawsuit
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Plaintiff does not fart in his wifes vagina.
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Well of course not. Niki's gas line is a colored only entrance.
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"Plaintiff is not a depressed alcoholic"
^Another gem I remember from it.
^Another gem I remember from it.
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Didn’t it also say his wife is not a lesbian?
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Plaintiff is not married to a lesbian and does not hate Jewish people.
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That fat lawyer repeated this several times too. Man that guy was just a perfect casting job. Rick hires the dumbest, most bumbling fat moron on the planet for an incredibly complex lawsuit that was breaking new legal ground..
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"Plantiff is not morbidly obese".
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Plaintiff's motor vehicle does not have 6 cylinders.
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Did anyone ever accuse him of doing it? I thought the accusation was that he had niggers and other assorted undesirables expelling their methane into her empty egg carton.
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Plaintiff has never, and will never, cheat in a mini marathon!
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Plaintiff's toilet bowl doesn't not have a Twitter account.
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Bit of a Tomlinson Technicality to say she's not a lesbian. Niki was awful quick to correct Pat when he claimed they were a straight couple.
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As a result of this accusation, Plaintiff's wife has been mentally deceived into hosting African-American men to fart inside of her forty-six times.
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Any lawyer worth dick all of fuck (tee hee, @Turk February) would easily be able to disprove that by asking him how many times a week he goes to hooligans and orders drinks.
I mean, it does though
Wouldn't have it any other way
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Plaintiff is not a fat faggot nor does he have bitch tits
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"Mr Tomlinson will you take your shirt off for the court?"
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury....... Bitch tits."
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Hoolis for plaintiff forever. Hoolis for defendant never.
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Plaintiff is not 24 and does not close down bars anymore.
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Pat: "OBJECTION! Your Honor, they're pecs!!!"
Honorable Judge: "OVER-RULED. This court finds you guilty, Mr. Tomlinson, of having bitch tits."