Pig’s half marathon time

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I should know this by heart now but what was the hog’s half marathon time?

I did my first race today and got a respectable 1:54:39. I got time stamped at every checkpoint, unlike Piggy.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

It was around 2:50:00 ish, I think he was bottom 10%

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Threads like this make me miss carol.

 

[Antwan2]

Threads like this make me miss carol.

I still see carol lurking in the shadows throwing out sneaky ribs

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I still see carol lurking in the shadows throwing out sneaky ribs

God damnit. Wipe the cum off your back and post with us again.

 

[King of OnAForums]

I got around that my first time too a couple years ago. 1:51. I trained by eating ice cream and smoking cigarettes in the days leading up to it, but I always had the heart of a bull.

Pat challenging people on Twitter with "what's your pb, child?" when his pb is like a 12-minute-mile average is one of the more hilarious examples of his profound and enduring autism.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I got around that my first time too a couple years ago. 1:51. I trained by eating ice cream and smoking cigarettes in the days leading up to it, but I always had the heart of a bull.

Pat challenging people on Twitter with "what's your pb, child?" when his pb is like a 12-minute-mile average is one of the more hilarious examples of his profound and enduring autism.

Him bragging about running marathons while coming almost dead last is hilarious. Senior citizens walking passed him.

 

[guest]

I think his best verified one was 2:16 or 2:18.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I trained by trying to go out for a run a few times a week, smoking cigarettes and drinking a couple of beers on the weekend. ANYONE CAN DO IT!

 

[cliveowen]

Come on you guys, he had a twisted ankle!

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Come on you guys, he had a twisted ankle!

High ankle sprain if I remember. He heard that when some nigger receiver was helped off during a Packers game.

 

[Bigsmooth]

I trained by trying to go out for a run a few times a week, smoking cigarettes and drinking a couple of beers on the weekend. ANYONE CAN DO IT!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

High ankle sprain if I remember. He heard that when some nigger receiver was helped off during a Packers game.

He is so full of shit.

He has had constant ankle problems and crying about it on twitter since 2014. Probably a vitamin deficiency

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He is so full of shit.

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He has had constant ankle problems and crying about it on twitter since 2014. Probably a vitamin deficiency

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It might because he's, I don't know, FAT.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

holy shit what a whining pig! I had a potentially severe health event & mentioned it once, possibly even in a private chat.
What an attention seeking tub of lard

 

[Rodeo Clown]

He is so full of shit.

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He has had constant ankle problems and crying about it on twitter since 2014. Probably a vitamin deficiency

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He wants to larp as a goer. I have friends who've had 30 surgeries and they think that makes them athletes, it makes them homos with bad joints. Pat's pretending he a tough guy whose hard work leads to injuries. Fat fiuck.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He wants to larp as a goer. I have friends who've had 30 surgeries and they think that makes them athletes, it makes them homos with bad joints. Pat's pretending he a tough guy whose hard work leads to injuries. Fat fiuck.

Pat claiming he ran 8 miles on a high ankle sprain is silly. Anyone that has had a high ankle sprain knows that isnt true.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I trained by trying to go out for a run a few times a week, smoking cigarettes and drinking a couple of beers on the weekend. ANYONE CAN DO IT!

I used to run home on my lunch break at one of my old jobs. It'd scare the shit out of people. They'd see some filthy fuck in coveralls and workboots sprinting up the sidewalk behind them with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth and they'd either freeze or step off the sidewalk. I'd just blast past them and be like "OUTTAMYWAYI'MABEVIGODA!"

 

[Kurt_Love]

Pat's given up so many larps after being made fun of by the bbbboys. Half marathons, gym selfies, haircut selfies, Thanksgiving plate selfies, nude but covering up my Lil weiner selfies. He has nothing left but pallet patio furniture builds.