Piggy made the news

[guest]

Thought I saw a similar face in that video. what do you call this Pat? Thoughtful Pat?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

BREAKING NEWS: Pats trolls denounce the SWATTing but still insist he is fat.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Thought I saw a similar face in that video. what do you call this Pat? Thoughtful Pat?

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How does he look both younger and older than himself at the same time? It's uncanny.

 

[Stent]

Swatting is gay. There's a reason it originated with online gaming spergs.

 

[Meownaw]

could i even survive the blunt trauma from the rib pulverization process that would result from the introductory voiceover explanation of Patrick's "situation" while they do dramatic camera shots of his fat head?

I'd say it would be the peak but this past year I don't even fawkin know anymore.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He can't keep his lies straight

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He'll never realize it was about everyone being bored and him being the ultimate lolpig. Oh no you call out Patrick Toiletson for felony impersonation that'll show us. No please don't go on the news and look like a disgusting hog, anything but that. He's literally been holding every card from the start and has somehow lost every hand.

 

[guest]

Is anybody going to reach out to that reporter with Rick's greatest hits? That story needs a followup.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

You know we have a transcript and audio recording of that, right? You didn’T lisTen to whaT the judge saiD.

Also I legitimately have no idea which of these pictures have been shopped and which are really how fat he is.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He'll never realize it was about everyone being bored and him being the ultimate lolpig. Oh no you call out Patrick Toiletson for felony impersonation that'll show us. No please don't go on the news and look like a disgusting hog, anything but that. He's literally been holding every card from the start and has somehow lost every hand.

That still doesnt mean that one of the rascals swatted him. I hate how he tries to blur it all together. Why he started to get trolled by this place has nothing to do with who is swatting him until we get actual proof. Pat keeps trying blame this place without any evidence that someone here admitted to doing it. Andrew wasnt originally from here yet pat lumped him in as being from here when Andrew admitted he did it on his own.
Too many details we dont know still.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Is anybody going to reach out to that reporter with Rick's greatest hits? That story needs a followup.

I alerted the station that they'd be getting a call from a mushmouthed associate of mine to explain the true story of our little Piggy. Your time to shine, Boomia!

Hey, if they named a baseball team after Pat they could call them the Milwaukee Moo-ers! You can use that in the interview free of charge, you are welcome.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Is anybody going to reach out to that reporter with Rick's greatest hits? That story needs a followup.

someone has provided him with the "vandalism" video

https://twitter.com/ThinZac/status/1560061002955227137

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

That still doesnt mean that one of the rascals swatted him. I hate how he tries to blur it all together. Why he started to get trolled by this place has nothing to do with who is swatting him until we get actual proof. Pat keeps trying blame this place without any evidence that someone here admitted to doing it. Andrew wasnt originally from here yet pat lumped him in as being from here when Andrew admitted he did it on his own.
Too many details we dont know still.

I get what your saying and I agree, but I was strictly (s) talking about how he brings everything on himself. His shitty behavior caught everyone's attention and his inability to let a single thing go keeps it going. All he's ever had to do was close twitter for a month, change his number, and stop corecTTing The record and he would have been forgotten. He's always been in control and has fucked it up more than I thought was possible.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Holy shit. 93 comments and they are almost entirely him engaging trolls.

Remember r/autism?

1000 comments

 

[AntSucks]

The woke mob is out of control

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He's deleted this post. I wonder if Fatty harassed him to CorrecT The Record.

 

[guest]

He can't keep his lies straight

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He posted that less than 24 hours after going on the local news and saying it wasn't about his sci-fi or his political views, it was because he made a comment about a comic. He really is terrible at everything. Fat, too.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Up to 85 comments, JDA weighed in too

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Not car crashing you, car crashing JDA

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He posted that less than 24 hours after going on the local news and saying it wasn't about his sci-fi or his political views, it was because he made a comment about a comic. He really is terrible at everything. Fat, too.

That’s my favorite part, Pat can’t control himself and will always fuck everything up. He can’t just ignore it and HAS to start responding like a lunatic, he’s his own worst enemy.

 

[Spraggy]

How can we be white supremacists when our resident cool chick is a filthy stinking nigger?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Funny that gaslighting is one of pats biggest twitter tactics.