Piggy explains why he’s still addicted to twitter

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s a lazy 43 year old unemployed bum but the most important thing is tweeting. Anyone else notice how Threads stopping being a thing so quick? These addicts can’t live without twitter

He’s tried! But he can’t stop me! Elon owns you, stupid.

 

[Dog Eater]

I get more likes and views on Twitter which means more dopamine, the only pleasure in my pathetic existence.

 

[RickReternal]

He’s a lazy 43 year old unemployed bum but the most important thing is tweeting. Anyone else notice how Threads stopping being a thing so quick? These addicts can’t live without twitter
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He’s tried! But he can’t stop me! Elon owns you, stupid.

Jesus Christ he’s so pathetic. Even successful people are sheepish about their Twitter addiction, as they should be. This complete failure in all domains proudly confesses that he stays on a platform he hates because it gets him the most dopamine microhits.

What’s your daughter’s favorite color, Patrick? Who’s her best friend?

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I’d be willing to give him to benefit of the doubt if he had something to promote but I fail to see how posting pictures of your deformed earlobe is necessary.

 

[Joshua Cunny Moon]

He’s a lazy 43 year old unemployed bum but the most important thing is tweeting. Anyone else notice how Threads stopping being a thing so quick? These addicts can’t live without twitter
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He’s tried! But he can’t stop me! Elon owns you, stupid.

Nice 11 likes, stupid

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I enjoy the fact he's confirming that he bet everything on twitter. We should create a compendium of his anti-Elon stuff to drop strategically... there's a non-zero chance of Elon reacting.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Won't even call him Elmo anymore.
Seems like the idiots are winning.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s oinking at stlaker child’s

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Nice 11 likes, stupid

Nowhere else provides the same reach and visibility

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Now our lives are over and we’re going to prison yet he’s the one with a court date

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Anybody else notice how Threads went from being all over the news to nothing in what seems like a week? It’s like it never happened

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Virality (which I guess is a word) doesn’t offer the satisfaction and joy provided by hearing your children laughing.

 

[guest]

Anybody else notice how Threads went from being all over the news to nothing in what seems like a week? It’s like it never happened

 

[CuntFucker .]

It's a trivial statement at this point but I still find it remarkable: Patrick's life wouldn't be in shambles if it wasn't for Twitter.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Virality (which I guess is a word) doesn’t offer the satisfaction and joy provided by hearing your children laughing.

Or monetary income.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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the media was trying so hard to make it happen, I kept seeing article after article about it and their numbers and how it’s better than twitter etc etc to silence days later. They all want Elon to fail but it’s not happening.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's a trivial statement at this point but I still find it remarkable: Patrick life wouldn't be in shambles if it wasn't for Twitter.

I’ve said it before but Pat should have sued twitter instead of 60 John does for ruining his life. Those bar photos show he spends his life looking at his phone and you know it’s twitter.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

If Elon did the world a favor and killed Twitter for good, Pat and the other junkies would act like he endangered their lives, like cutting off public utilities during a Wisconsin winter.

 

[Meownaw]

If Elon did the world a favor and killed Twitter for good, Pat and the other junkies would act like he endangered their lives, like cutting off public utilities during a Wisconsin winter.

THREAT TO DEMOCRACY

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He’s oinking at stlaker child’s
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His fixation on funsters going to prison is baffling. Pat is facing an ACTUAL CRIMINAL TRIAL next month, but we're the ones that will enjoy prison.

Pat, you should pray to your ambiguous "gods" that you don't get put in lock up for 30 days. You think we're bullies, wait till you're in county with a bunch of people who are waiting to go to prison.