Pig makes some big admissions.

[covidcumia]

The pig broke after a bit and kept answering questions honestly for once.

 

[JohnnyComeLately]

Pats got you on the ropes now faggot

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wow you and Pat really have been going at it. I dont think pat can maintain this pace. Keep it up.

 

[covidcumia]

Wow you and Pat really have been going at it. I dont think pat can maintain this pace. Keep it up.

It took like 30 texts to get him here, he really has been trying to "outsmart" us since 1.7 became a thing.

 

[Shane Gillis]

Describe in one word what is a guy who runs away from his parental obligations.

 

[admin]

Get a room am I right

 

[Twatsmash]

Pat’s looking particularly sane here.

 

[HandsomeBlue]

Can we get one of him admitting to killing Bernell Trammell?

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

What's this bot shit? He's too fucking stupid to figure out a way to have a bot text for him.

 

[covidcumia]

What's this bot shit? He's too fucking stupid to figure out a way to have a bot text for him.

Exactly and stupid me typo'd the spoofed number thing.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I mean, I believe it but, there’s no way. He must be fucking wasted. Boomia, you’re back to your roots. Getting this pig the only way a best friend can. This is just pure autism on Ricks part. He snapped out of his “social understanding” training and openly went to who he really is. Fucking autistic. God bless ya boomia. Hope your friendship recovers.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Dude, don't bring board beef into fucking with Pat.
What the fuck is wrong with you.

 

[covidcumia]

Dude, don't bring board beef into fucking with Pat.
What the fuck is wrong with you.

It's proof of life he reads this if he answers.

 

[admin]

Who cares nigga

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
RIIIGHT

 

[Stent]

Pat thinks he's arguing with Al Bundy.

4 touchdowns in one game!

 

[Harry Kilmer]

This is some good shit. TYFYS

 

[Bigsmooth]

Anything involving him having a V6 always cracks me up

 

[covidcumia]

Anything involving him having a V6 always cracks me up

There was like 30 "normal" texts before these.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
I don’t care if you live or die
RIIIGHT

felony quoting of the Elegant One