Pig hasn't been SWATTTed in a while

[Rudderman]

Weird. Funsters' interest in his antics certainly haven't waned, and his thread on KF is apparently still active despite its banishment to the netherweb.

It almost as if Fatrick himself was behind it all, and he's just been too preoccupied with amortization failures and pointless busywork in the sad patch of weeds he calls a yard to find a regular purveyor since that other guy outed him for nonpayment. Makes you think.

 

[Meownaw]

Good it was never funny. Well him being naked screaming at the cops was but that's it.

 

[HH Brother]

It almost lines up with the debt case moving forward and not having anymore welfare money to spare, funster.

Really makes you think.

 

[Meownaw]

It almost lines up with the debt case moving forward and not having anymore welfare money to spare, funster.

Really makes you think.

But does it make you sink the pink, funster?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t give Pat any ideas!

 

[PickleRickle]

Weird. Funsters' interest in his antics certainly haven't waned, and his thread on KF is apparently still active despite its banishment to the netherweb.

It almost as if Fatrick himself was behind it all, and he's just been too preoccupied with amortization failures and pointless busywork in the sad patch of weeds he calls a yard to find a regular purveyor since that other guy outed him for nonpayment. Makes you think.

It was interesting that directly after he was named by torswats he didnt stop completely, he drip fed selfswats in reverse until he stopped entirely. He is definitely due for a selfswatting to maintain his delusions of actual dangerous persecution. I wonder if the lawyers are getting too close to his wallet, where theyll find his crypto wallet and ppp loan fraud. Ricky is probably sweating bullets after his amortization was dropped. Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn

 

[HH Brother]

But does it make you sink the pink, funster?

Don't get cute with me, motherfunster.

 

[guest]

Weird. Funsters' interest in his antics certainly haven't waned, and his thread on KF is apparently still active despite its banishment to the netherweb.

It almost as if Fatrick himself was behind it all, and he's just been too preoccupied with amortization failures and pointless busywork in the sad patch of weeds he calls a yard to find a regular purveyor since that other guy outed him for nonpayment. Makes you think.

Can you blame him, child?! [MEDIA=vocaroo]13jhXZL7K8FA[/MEDIA]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

It was obvious to anyone with half a thought in their head that he was swatting himself. That dumb fucking rube is so lacking in self awareness that it took him 40 something times to finally drop it - and as was said, that was likely only because he botched his relationship with the swatting guy. Pat is a fucking dope.

 

[guest]

Don’t give Pat any ideas!

Self swatting… In Space?!

 

[CompoundBasement]

*Weird News*ly enough, the "Pests" have always had a line not to cross, and it's where shit becomes unfunny, and calling the cops has never been, or will ever be funny.

Fatso wouldn't know that because he's not a comedian and he's not funny.

 

[Turk February]

He doesn't want to scare off potential tenants

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's infuriating to think he'll probably get away with the selfswattings. Even if he was behind just one of them, he deserves to be behind bars.

 

[PickleRickle]

He doesn't want to scare off potential tenants

No, stlaker. Nikki does not have a black box from african american farts. You can walk in circles around your prison cell. Enjoy prison, stlaker.

 

[guest]

It was obvious to anyone with half a thought in their head that he was swatting himself. That dumb fucking rube is so lacking in self awareness that it took him 40 something times to finally drop it - and as was said, that was likely only because he botched his relationship with the swatting guy. Pat is a fucking dope.

Honestly, like a lot of brothamen noted I at first thought it was the Kiwis but obviously now I don’t. As has been noted if it was Owen AntH who is a gamer, would have been swatted by now not to mention JoeH. Obviously I don’t think they should.

Fucking fire trucks and mail cards later it’s long been obvious it’s been Lord Lard.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

*Weird News*ly enough, the "Pests" have always had a line not to cross, and it's where shit becomes unfunny, and calling the cops has never been, or will ever be funny.

Fatso wouldn't know that because he's not a comedian and he's not funny.

Someone shop Dan and Fat onto this

 

[BudDickman]

He communicated with the Torswats guy on Telegram and created an account on the Gemini crypto exchange to pay the swats. Then he destroyed his phone and stopped swatting himself because he got spooked by the author of the Vice article reaching out to him for comment.

Then the Torswats faggot swatted Pat a bunch of times in retaliation for non-payment on the final batch of swats that he bought. Now that the Torswats has gotten bored or OD'd, Pat won't be getting swatted anymore.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Now you reminded him.

 

[guest]

Can you blame him, child?! [MEDIA=vocaroo]13jhXZL7K8FA[/MEDIA]

Why wasn't his fat bloated head hit with a nightstick? God how great would it be if his fish mouth blubberly lips were rapped and split open as his teeth flew out like a box of spilled chiclets. Blood spewing mixed with spit as he rattled through his apnea, unconscious on the ground.

 

[Jenna]

I'm sure the next time he gets SWATTed, Pat will use his spider-senses and tip off the Milwaukee PD again that he expects to be SWATTed in the next week or so.

He always knows the exact timeframes and motivations of his stlakers. Because he's so smart.