Why does he always bring up this liquor? Has anyone tried it who isn’t a fat faggot with bitch tits?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Pig and Malort
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It's apparently incredibly bitter and shitty and it's like some Chicago rite of passage or something to do a shot or to get someone who doesn't know better to do a shot. I guess it's funny in a way but it's not something to brag about like Rick does. I think he's trying to put on the "I'm the worldy drinker/alcoholic. Of course I know all of these obscure alcohols". Meanwhile he shows off a bottle of Jefferson's Ocean, something you can buy on shelves anywhere vs any number of more sought-after, rare, unicorn bourbons. Not that there's anything wrong with Ocean, drink it if you like it. But he was putting on airs like he was a manly bourbon drinker with a fucking gimmick bourbon. Everything about his persona is fake and hateable.
The only time I've heard of Malort was at a bar in Bensenville, just outside Chicago, when some townie ordered a shot for my wife to try.
It's a local thing in chimpcago
Pat thinks drinking makes him cool so he has to make sure everyone knows he drinks a lot because that’s what the cool guys do in his mind. Mentally he’s still a teenager which is why he brags about drinking in his 40s. He never went to college and was a loser in high school and all the cool kids got drunk at parties and he was never invited.
I think when I was black out in a bar in Chicago I tried it. That’s all I got. Who gives a fuck. Faggot.
you should see how hennessy makes niggas act up
that distillery has a contact form:
I’ve had it a few times while on trips to Chicongo. It’s pretty bad, but not as bad as it’s made out to be and is a little more palatable every time. To me, it has an overly intense bitter taste of grapefruit, like they grind up the peels to make it, or something.
hey cognac is Ooga Booga Juice
So the booze equivalent of Patrick S Tomlinson! Ok
Frat Pat with the hot tips about booze. I hope he had his hat on backwards for this tweet.
I bet he opened the bottle with his sandal and all the women wanted to have sex with him
Fuck, he is just so cool.