Perfect day plan.

[guest]

- Wake up 5 AM
- Work out (if not work out day, do abs)
- If not work out day, jerk off.. jerk off at start of day when you need to go to work soon, so you dont have the time to edge too long.

Let's keep going with this, put on our brainstorming caps.

 

[guest]

I'll get it out of the way.

3:30am... Alfred Hitchcock, twix bar.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

6 am: start drinking
8 am: go to liquor store, get booze, and argue with clerk.
9 am: attend Teams meeting and use the appropriate racial slurs for each member.
10 am: call someone on the forums a “nigger.”
11 am: drive somewhere very fast without a seatbelt.
12: enjoy a quiet lunch.
3 pm: pass out

 

[guest]

6 am: start drinking
8 am: go to liquor store, get booze, and argue with clerk.
9 am: attend Teams meeting and use the appropriate racial slurs for each member.
10 am: call someone on the forums a “nigger.”
11 am: drive somewhere very fast without a seatbelt.
12: enjoy a quiet lunch.
3 pm: pass out

Serious replies only. This is just silly.

 

[Peckas]

6 am: start drinking
8 am: go to liquor store, get booze, and argue with clerk.
9 am: attend Teams meeting and use the appropriate racial slurs for each member.
10 am: call someone on the forums a “nigger.”
11 am: drive somewhere very fast without a seatbelt.
12: enjoy a quiet lunch.
3 pm: pass out

Now that's a day. I was up to 15 vodka shots daily. I have an urge to self destruct IDK almost 5 months no booze (Anyone can do it!)

 

[aRTie02150]

Twix bar

Perfect night .

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

This is just silly.

what?!!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

0400 - Wake up
0415 - Work out
0500 - Podcast
0600 - Breakfast
0615 - Work Out
0700 - Podcast
0800 - Sensory Deprivation Chamber
0830 - Work Out
0900 - Lunch
0915 - Work Out
1000 - Podcast
1100 - Dinner
1115 - Work Out
1200 - Bedtime

 

[guest]

View attachment 151167
0400 - Wake up
0415 - Work out
0500 - Podcast
0600 - Breakfast
0615 - Work Out
0700 - Podcast
0800 - Sensory Deprivation Chamber
0830 - Work Out
0900 - Lunch
0915 - Work Out
1000 - Podcast
1100 - Dinner
1115 - Work Out
1200 - Bedtime

I'm a faggot?

Good.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

6 am: start drinking
8 am: go to liquor store, get booze, and argue with clerk.
9 am: attend Teams meeting and use the appropriate racial slurs for each member.
10 am: call someone on the forums a “nigger.”
11 am: drive somewhere very fast without a seatbelt.
12: enjoy a quiet lunch.
3 pm: pass out

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I actually went to a church coffee morning today, there's a lovely old church near me & I'd never been. I was feeling a bit manic but luckily a local councillor was there (I mean councillor like a congressperson?? elected locally), so I managed to debate corruption, 15 minute cities, etc. Then I redpilled a group of mostly old ladies on globalism, there was actually a guy about my age (late 20s, why?!!) who knew about the WEF & Bilderberg, & flouride.
Talking for 2 hours definitely calmed me down, surprisingly fun times.
I think I'm gonna go into town & have a drink

I've already been into town today to the bank, the teller asked me 'how I was doing today', nah nah nah - I caught the tonation, I think I'd had too many wobbly pills, I was struggling to see & singing the account numbers.

Been a fine day so-far, let's carry on.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

The one thing I always took from this is that he eats a lot of food for a coke head.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

The one thing I always took from this is that he eats a lot of food for a coke head.

he might as well put it on cheeseburgers at this stage.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Wake up in a drunken daze
Go on twitter and tell stlakers to enjoy prison
???
Repeat

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Serious answer:

Wake up in a drunken daze
Post on OnAForums
???
Repeat

 

[White nigger slayer]

3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jiggers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep

I'd be surprised if a youtuber hasn't tried to do this.

 

[Dog Eater]

1230 PM: re-carve the word nigger into your chest in the bathroom, use paper towels to soak up the blood under your shirt before heading back into the boardroom meeting

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'd be surprised if a youtuber hasn't tried to do this.