People who repeatedly give a dog commands that they were never taught - Retards?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm at my mom's with my dog. The lil nigga has a cough and has for a couple years. He's 17 years old and nearly deaf. Every time he coughs my mom is like "Get a drink. Go get a drink. Go get a drink, baby." If he could even hear you he doesn't understand what "go get a drink" means, stupid. He's a dog and he doesn't speak English. He gets like come, sit and down and I've pretty much switched over to hand gestures and I'm lucky if he doesn't ignore those at this point. Niggerdog is an old man. He can do what he wants.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

When I let my dogs out and it’s wet i manically scream “don’t run” over and over even though that command makes no sense to them. I’m a retard

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I talk to Niggerdog sometimes too, but Ma Vigoda just keeps saying it like he's gonna get it eventually. He's not. He's done learning.

 

[HH Brother]

"Shaggy. Take all the bones out of this tuna fish sandwhich, dogster."

 

[Turk February]

whats for lunch? is it tuna?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

whats for lunch? is it tuna?

She got eclairs from a bakery. I prefer a long john, myself. It's also too early for an eclair but it was good.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You never taught your dog to drink water?

 

[DMbA]

is it less crazier to talk to your dog than to yell nigger randomly in your room

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I have relatives that never really trained their puppy beyond extremely basic stuff and are now confused that it doesn’t understand what they mean or what they want when they yell at it. I don’t like pets.

 

[Stent]

I used to live next door to an idiot woman who would just repeat various commands to a clearly untrained puppy. It's a level of stupidity and ignorance that I couldn't have ever guessed would exist. I assume it eventually died from some easily preventable accident. She will go on well into her nineties, leaving behind a string of dead animals and probably a few people.