People Patrick has had a tantrum in front of

[guest]

- Everyone at Hooligans
- Everyone on his street
- Everyone at a stand up comedy club (where he had to apologize)

Even 1 public tantrum is enough to make someone deranged. He has done it 3 times that we know about.

Patrick is mentally ill.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Patrick is mentally ill.

Also fat. That's very important to remember.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Also Adrienne, at least once when she was leaving him. Likely more, hence why she left him.

Did I mention his pregnant wife left him for another, better man?

 

[BudDickman]

Everyone at a stand up comedy club (where he had to apologize)

I've heard a lot about this one. We need this. This isn't the one that seems to be in vestibule for some reason, right?

 

[Meownaw]

I've heard a lot about this one. We need this. This isn't the one that seems to be in vestibule for some reason, right?

He ranted about Trump and had to apologize for making everyone uncomfortable because he yelled at people not laughing or something like that.

 

[FurBurger]

Josiah

I suspect there are some others we haven't heard about. I bet Brinton copped a couple, and I'd bet cash money that he's misidentified an atalker at one of the cons he's been to and just completely sperged out to the point where staff had to step in. Rolling up to some fat neckbeard with a wonky eye screaming "Say it to my face (reads nametag) Derrick! Or should I say, Spaceedge!"

 

[guest]

A couple Judges at least

 

[SFWA liaison]

Also Adrienne

I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly. But if she heard any of it, she didn’t care. She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me.

"didn't trust me" is sus af, she must've had good reason, found something perverted on his computer maybe??

 

[Jenna]

His old classmates. Can you fathom how much of a pissy emotional teenager he must have been if he's like this in his 40s? Puberty Pat must have been a treat.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Also fat. That's very important to remember.

Was going to say the same thing. It's really disappointing when people omit that fact. We should try to do better here.

 

[guest]

-the Police
-Bar tenders


But not one because a fist was ever thrown...all over internet shit. Unreal.

 

[guest]

He ranted about Trump and had to apologize for making everyone uncomfortable because he yelled at people not laughing or something like that.

Then he quit standup. Bet he had a hardcore drunken spergout and it traumatized him.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"didn't trust me" is sus af, she must've had good reason, found something perverted on his computer maybe??

And losing someone's respect is harsh. The only people whose respect I've lost were people I did fucked-up shit to (and none of those was ever a girlfriend or wife).

He's a self-obsessed solipsist who can't see other people as anything but objects in his world. That's why he's incapable of speaking to people like they're people. I'd say Mama Raven really did a fucking number on him, but Kyle doesn't seem like a shitheel. This is all on him. Some pigs should be smothered in the crib.

 

[Stent]

His little brother had to grow up being the more mature one. Defended his older brother. Calmed him down and told him he'd be ok. All that shit.

Now Rick wants to be all "We're both smart and successful but in different ways."

 

[TorqueWheeler]

An extra level of insanity is he goes about Tweeting the next day as if nothing happened even when he's been in the street the night before screaming into his phone outside Hooligans like a complete madman. He could be doing it on a regular basis because he's so completely shameless and absolutely never wrong.

 

[Meownaw]

"didn't trust me" is sus af, she must've had good reason, found something perverted on his computer maybe??

I'm still convinced he told her to abort it because it would conflict with his heckin model building and marvel jerk off sessions.

 

[guest]

Tom and Judy

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

938 pages of kiwi farmers

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

-Whomever was running the Hooligans crowdfunding
-Nikki's family at a holiday meal, apparently
-Sifwah