Le heckin' wholesome, sorry folks. Joe Cumia wins again.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Oh wait he asks them to do that at 19:26 for the video lol
My mistake...........
My mistake...........
Nice fat gut, stupid.
ANYONE can do it!
I’d be so fucking annoyed if I was trying to eat dinner and the “talent” asked me to wave my phone back and forth. It’s annoying enough to have to listen to live music while eating. I’ll grant an exception to mariachi bands at a nice Mexican restaurant.
Hahahaha "my next cruise contract will be more lucrative" I love Joe
Why didn’t he just get a summer job at Home Depot or something similar? He would have made the same amount if not more.
He wouldn’t be up there signing if it wasn’t for BIG BRO
He’s shaped like Grimace and the “videos” are just looking at the back of his retarded mug. Joseph fuckin’ rules
ENOUGH with the fuckin' Karaoke! AntH does a bit of a silly voice to make it seem like it's all a bit of a lark, but we know by now he is deathly serious up there trying to sing Neil Diamond
He's belting out "Sweet Caroline" on a third-rate cruise ship full of middle-class European codgers, but in his mind, he's Prince at the Super Bowl. "I may come home thousands of dollars in debt, in dire need of emergency dental care, with absolutely no idea what I'll do next. But when those Eurofags started waving their phones back and forth, by God, it was all worth it".
The only thing I can imagine that's worse than the music would be spending time with a bunch of people who'd show up for an hour of "Neil Diamond Tribute." Fuck these muthafuckers.
Ahahahaha
Joe is just the fucking best. His existence is so inherently funny in every way.
Those aren't phones they are panic buttons for the elderly
The blooper at the end with the curtain not closing. Lazy cunt couldn't even just walk off stage
How many times has Joe been the curtain puller for other acts on the cruise?