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It's hard to picture you outside of a decaying urban hellscape, Johnny. When did you last touch a tree? 2012?they are such trouble making funsters though
you want to yell at them, and then you're like, "aaahhh why am i getting angry for?! get outta here you"
Jonny lives an unnatural lifestyle.It's hard to picture you outside of a decaying urban hellscape, Johnny.
I may have seen a tree outside of WhiterunIt's hard to picture you outside of a decaying urban hellscape, Johnny. When did you last touch a tree? 2012?
FAWK YEAHI have a huge one
If it was weeping before you cut it down, imagine the pain while being pecked by that big fella. Yeeoowww!I have a huge one that comes and smashes it's face into a willow stump on my property. It's fun watching it go, it sends chunks of wood flying everywhere. I only ever saw little ones for the longest time, they're like the size of seagulls.
The poor fucking thing got struck by lightning. I loved that tree. It was beautiful.If it was weeping before you cut it down, imagine the pain while being pecked by that big fella. Yeeoowww!
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