I never knew how he injured his foot. That's fucking hilarious. He must have loved getting to present as a cripple for as long as possible. Imagine all the im-so-sorries. He's a fucking sympathy vampire. I've never seen anyone live to have people constantly pity them as much as him.Plus knowing him even if it was his fault he would start crying he’s seriously injured in hopes you don’t get the police / insurance involved. He tried to get workman’s comp by exaggerating his hurt foot because he tripped and fell taking photos at a work event that they didn’t ask him to photograph. You know they all hate him at his job for that, especially with that ridiculous almost full leg cast AND wheelchair for a foot injury.
His bosses must want to fucking murder him every time they have to give him a "good morning" and he never has a positive response. "I spilled coffee on my pants on the way here. It burned me horribly and I should probably take the rest of the day off to go to the hospital and get skin grafts but i deserve to be burnt because I'm a coward. This day is ruined. I'm a failure and I should just die. I love coffee. Why does everything I love hurt me? Mom was right. She's dead. I wish I was dead." And they have to give him a reluctant "I'm so sorry" just to get him to shut the fuck up and not cry when he answers the phone.