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Paul is such a dick with his watermarking

captain_kamala

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He takes himself way too seriously. Why ruin these people's pics when anyone else can take just as good ones.

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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He honestly takes bad pictures. He's got no eye for it. Never anything remotely artistic, it's always just candid creepshots like this. He has an extremely expensive camera setup just so he can wear it around his neck so he can trick people into thinking there's one interesting thing about him. Hey, Paul, literally anyone with a phone in their pocket can do better. Nobody cares. Coward.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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what a self important fag, everyone in the company cringes at him
Don’t forget he hurt himself at one of these events he volunteered to photo and tried to get workman’s comp which was denied since he wasn’t doing his job when the injury happened. They fucking HATE him - they just want him to quit. You know he’s a drain to be around.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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You know he’s a drain to be around.
I bet people have stopped saying "how are ya?" to him because he always answers negatively. Always some trivial shit to whine about like it's the end of the world. "How's it going, Paul?" "I stepped in a puddle and got a soaker this morning. I can't do anything right. The whole world would be better off without me. My mother was right. She called me a coward on her deathbed."

This isn't something that needs to be explained to normal people, but the only answer to "how are you?" is always "I'm good, you?" no matter what because it's just a formality. Nobody actually cares how you are because people have their own problems that might dwarf yours. My dad went on a big rant to me about that after some fag gave him a Weimerish response one time. My dad was a firefighter, there's a decent chance he saw someone die a horrible death the day before and if you ever asked how he was he'd say "I'm good, how are you?" Guy literally crawled through hell for a living and had some pussy whining at him about some shit that everyone deals with because my dad was kind enough to greet him.
 
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