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We could post for days about how bad these guys stink.
 
HR@PaneraBread

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Burner Email said:
Tom Brady really carried him.
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OK so we're Jets fans up here (well mostly, there's a Browns guy but who cares about them) so we've seen enough of this asshole to know that's not true. He's fucked now because his offense is stuck in 2008 and his mantra relies on the type of guy that buys in totally to what he's saying (and there's maybe not even enough of those guys left to fill a playoff level team anymore). It's why the only one of his coaches to succeed the same way is Nick Saban because you can do that in college all you want being as you are, in many ways, the gatekeeper to a career in the pros.

His main flaw now is as a talent evaluator. His best hits on offensive players are day 2-3 draft picks (Brady, James White, Edelman) that he knew would fit what he wanted to do and not rock the boat. Gronk was a 2nd rounder. There were better options talent-wise out there but they became Pats legends because they played his way. His record drafting players has soured because he's still going after that same type of guy and doesn't realise what good teams are doing to his. You can't win with a Mac Jones anymore. The game passed him by and that's fine.

He went 3-1 without Brady the year he was suspended with Hoyer and Brissett and then won the superbowl calling basically 15 different plays no one could stop (seriously, watch the SB vs the Falcons, there's a drive where they run nothing but verts and just march downfield with the ball). There aren't many coached that'd be able to do what he's done, and we unanimously hate the guy.

Edit/TLDR - He's never posting anything funny again. This place belongs to us now.

 
Patty's Stubby Fingers

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HR@PaneraBread said:
OK so we're Jets fans up here (well mostly, there's a Browns guy but who cares about them) so we've seen enough of this asshole to know that's not true. He's fucked now because his offense is stuck in 2008 and his mantra relies on the type of guy that buys in totally to what he's saying (and there's maybe not even enough of those guys left to fill a playoff level team anymore). It's why the only one of his coaches to succeed the same way is Nick Saban because you can do that in college all you want being as you are, in many ways, the gatekeeper to a career in the pros.

His main flaw now is as a talent evaluator. His best hits on offensive players are day 2-3 draft picks (Brady, James White, Edelman) that he knew would fit what he wanted to do and not rock the boat. Gronk was a 2nd rounder. There were better options talent-wise out there but they became Pats legends because they played his way. His record drafting players has soured because he's still going after that same type of guy and doesn't realise what good teams are doing to his. You can't win with a Mac Jones anymore. The game passed him by and that's fine.

He went 3-1 without Brady the year he was suspended with Hoyer and Brissett and then won the superbowl calling basically 15 different plays no one could stop (seriously, watch the SB vs the Falcons, there's a drive where they run nothing but verts and just march downfield with the ball). There aren't many coached that'd be able to do what he's done, and we unanimously hate the guy.

Edit/TLDR - He's never posting anything funny again. This place belongs to us now.

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Do da bit
 
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OK so we're Jets fans up here (well mostly, there's a Browns guy but who cares about them) so we've seen enough of this asshole to know that's not true. He's fucked now because his offense is stuck in 2008 and his mantra relies on the type of guy that buys in totally to what he's saying (and there's maybe not even enough of those guys left to fill a playoff level team anymore). It's why the only one of his coaches to succeed the same way is Nick Saban because you can do that in college all you want being as you are, in many ways, the gatekeeper to a career in the pros.

His main flaw now is as a talent evaluator. His best hits on offensive players are day 2-3 draft picks (Brady, James White, Edelman) that he knew would fit what he wanted to do and not rock the boat. Gronk was a 2nd rounder. There were better options talent-wise out there but they became Pats legends because they played his way. His record drafting players has soured because he's still going after that same type of guy and doesn't realise what good teams are doing to his. You can't win with a Mac Jones anymore. The game passed him by and that's fine.

He went 3-1 without Brady the year he was suspended with Hoyer and Brissett and then won the superbowl calling basically 15 different plays no one could stop (seriously, watch the SB vs the Falcons, there's a drive where they run nothing but verts and just march downfield with the ball). There aren't many coached that'd be able to do what he's done, and we unanimously hate the guy.

Edit/TLDR - He's never posting anything funny again. This place belongs to us now.

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Ima keep this brief
 
stealthygeek

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She's about a 7 on the Worcester Scale to be fair.

My favorite Worcester story is that it was Sigmund Freud's first stop of his extensive tour of the US. After one speech in The Woo he thought he'd seen enough of America, canceled the remaining dates and went back to Europe.

They also have a prominent statue of a fella of fucking a turtle.

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She's about a 7 on the Worcester Scale to be fair.

My favorite Worcester story is that it was Sigmund Freud's first stop of his extensive tour of the US. After one speech in The Woo he thought he'd seen enough of America, canceled the remaining dates and went back to Europe.

They also have a prominent statue of a fella of fucking a turtle.

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Worcester is fawkin awful. Driving through Kelly Square makes me want to [redacted]
 
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OK so we're Jets fans up here (well mostly, there's a Browns guy but who cares about them) so we've seen enough of this asshole to know that's not true. He's fucked now because his offense is stuck in 2008 and his mantra relies on the type of guy that buys in totally to what he's saying (and there's maybe not even enough of those guys left to fill a playoff level team anymore). It's why the only one of his coaches to succeed the same way is Nick Saban because you can do that in college all you want being as you are, in many ways, the gatekeeper to a career in the pros.

His main flaw now is as a talent evaluator. His best hits on offensive players are day 2-3 draft picks (Brady, James White, Edelman) that he knew would fit what he wanted to do and not rock the boat. Gronk was a 2nd rounder. There were better options talent-wise out there but they became Pats legends because they played his way. His record drafting players has soured because he's still going after that same type of guy and doesn't realise what good teams are doing to his. You can't win with a Mac Jones anymore. The game passed him by and that's fine.

He went 3-1 without Brady the year he was suspended with Hoyer and Brissett and then won the superbowl calling basically 15 different plays no one could stop (seriously, watch the SB vs the Falcons, there's a drive where they run nothing but verts and just march downfield with the ball). There aren't many coached that'd be able to do what he's done, and we unanimously hate the guy.

Edit/TLDR - He's never posting anything funny again. This place belongs to us now.

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You spelled realize with an s. I don't trust your evaluations on American football.
 
stealthygeek

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Worcester is fawkin awful. Driving through Kelly Square makes me want to [redacted]
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Lived there for a few months. What a fucking shithole. It's actually the 2nd biggest city (pop. wise) in New England despite not having any kind of downtown.

It was my first introduction to prostitutes (lined up against the Honey Farms on my block) and the feral Latinx problem that we all know today. I lived in Main South and there was an unemployment office or something down the street that went viral for having a "going out of business" sign.
 
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