Pats two wives had to get him a job with them because he’s such an unemployable bum

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Talk about SAD! I can’t imagine being such a turd that your girlfriend or wife has to get YOU a job where they work because you couldn’t be hired anyway otherwise.

Also, he’s quite a hefty boy if you ask me.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I suspect he's tanked every job interview he's had and only went on interviews when his wives insisted he get off his ass and get a job. He probably went into the interviews saying he won't work any shift before 10 AM or after 2 PM with weekends off. He demands an hour of paid lunch, three 15 minute breaks, full benefits, vacation pay, and they must give him time off for any conventions and science fiction author events. He then goes into detail about how important he is, does not owe them a resume, and tells them he should not be expected to report to any management.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I suspect he's tanked every job interview he's had and only went on interviews when his wives insisted he get off his ass and get a job. He probably went into the interviews saying he won't work any shift before 10 AM or after 2 PM with weekends off. He demands an hour of paid lunch, three 15 minute breaks, full benefits, vacation pay, and they must give him time off for any conventions and science fiction author events. He then goes into detail about how important he is, does not owe them a resume, and tells them he should not be expected to report to any management.

Imagine Pat trying to write his resume. That probably discredits him from any job just isn’t minimum wage. He can’t get a job because he’s not qualified for anything other than retail or fast food.

 

[RickReternal]

Wait, he works at Niki’s fake company?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wait, he works at Niki’s fake company?

He was once listed as an employee on the posts by ghost website when they had an office.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Both Niki and Pig don't even bother putting up a facade that they work anymore. Now it's just nothing but constant vacations, eating out at bars and going to baseball games. And for pig, doing pointless hobby projects around the house.

 

[RickReternal]

Both Niki and Pig don't even bother putting up a facade that they work anymore. Now it's just nothing but constant vacations, eating out at bars and going to baseball games. And for pig, doing pointless hobby projects around the house.

He’s been oinking about rebuilding the carport or garage. Fingers crossed he kicks that off soon. That’ll take us through to 2024 at least.

 

[DanFielding]

He’s a pseudo intellectual snob who thinks regular work, especially anything blue collar, is beneath him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s a pseudo intellectual snob who thinks regular work, especially anything blue collar, is beneath him.

I wonder if that’s part of why he ignores Hildy. Hildy works a regular job for Kohl’s and I guess Pat can’t be seen with someone who works a real job.

 

[Niki]

I wonder if that’s part of why he ignores Hildy. Hildy works a regular job for Kohl’s and I guess Pat can’t be seen with someone who works a real job.

target is beneath him child, how loaded is Lynne? Like neither working is crazy at their age even if they live in a shithole

 

[Safka's Enticer]

I wonder if that’s part of why he ignores Hildy. Hildy works a regular job for Kohl’s and I guess Pat can’t be seen with someone who works a real job.

Did Pat meet Hildy when he was shopping for clothes and try to pay with a copy of Gate Crashers?

 

[DMbA]

He’s a pseudo intellectual snob who thinks regular work, especially anything blue collar, is beneath him.

dont think hes able to anyway hes lazy and weak as shit

He’s been oinking about rebuilding the carport or garage. Fingers crossed he kicks that off soon. That’ll take us through to 2024 at least.

what about the books hes writing lol

 

[Prince Bvstin]

He's gainfully employed as a freelance insurance salesman no? Outbound telemarketing jobs where you are almost entirely dependant on friends and family taking out policies to meet minimum sales criteria. My brother in law does the same shit.

 

[guest]

Wait, Niki had to get him a job too?

 

[Cuphead]

He had to drag her into his expensive legal debt too

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Wait, Niki had to get him a job too?

He was listed (for a time) as an employee of Posts By Ghosts on their website. He claimed in the past to also be a small business owner but not sure if that’s what he calls his “book selling”

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wait, Niki had to get him a job too?

Ade had to drive him to work every day because he couldn’t be trusted to get their on his own.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Ade had to drive him to work every day because he couldn’t be trusted to get their on his own.

Really explains all his missed days in school and complaining that school should start at 10-11am because young brains aren’t awake yet. He’s a big baby and I’m sure Ade got to see that first hand trying to get him out of bed everyday so they wouldn’t be late to work.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Also, he’s quite a hefty boy if you ask me.

I concur!