Pat’s No Mow May

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat confirmed to be clueless lemming who participates in retardation that will ruin his “backyard.” If the Brits started shitting themselves and smearing it on the walls of their homes, Pat would do so too and condescend to all of Twitter about it.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Pat confirmed to be clueless lemming who participates in retardation that will ruin his “backyard.” If the Brits started shitting themselves and smearing it on the walls of their homes, Pat would do so too and condescend to all of Twitter about it.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Has he said anything about why they’ve finally given up on their shitty attempts at growing food? I’d love to hear his excuses.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat confirmed to be clueless lemming who participates in retardation that will ruin his “backyard.” If the Brits started shitting themselves and smearing it on the walls of their homes, Pat would do so too and condescend to all of Twitter about it.

I hope he goes on the bobby sands diet

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Is there any evidence that they even own a lawnmower? Niki probably pays for a lawn service which they can't afford right now.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

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Has he said anything about why they’ve finally given up on their shitty attempts at growing food? I’d love to hear his excuses.

He lets his weeds grow rampant, and also salts the earth so nothing grows and he buys his peppers from the store

 

[Chive Turkey]

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One of his top five "what in the Christ was he even going for?" selfies. He legitimately looks like a trainable having an anxiety attack, or Vietnam flashbacks with all the foliage. Colonel Girthz.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

More like Homo May. And June, July, August, September, October...

 

[guest]

He was talking about Nikkis twat

 

[PickleRickle]

Big fan of the sweaty rick edits.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Is there any evidence that they even own a lawnmower? Niki probably pays for a lawn service which they can't afford right now.

Lazy Pat would need a riding mower for that small strip of grass and since they still don’t have a garage, we know that’s not the case.

Big fan of the sweaty rick edits.

What edits? But yes, I agree. Sweaty Pat is an evergreen rib tickler.

 

[Guest]

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Why was this reversed? It really fucked with me to see that

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

More like No Mo Daughter.

Got heem

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Why was this reversed? It really fucked with me to see that

Idk I got it from the Pat photoshop thread from the other day. Now that you mention it though I do remember it being the other way