Pat’s next Con

[TomFromNawlins]

RNC names Milwaukee as 2024 GOP convention host city

The Republican National Committee on Friday formally named Milwaukee, Wisconsin as the host city for the GOP’s 2024 presidential nominating convention.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Proof God is a Pat poster, even if politics are for fat faggots with bitch tits

 

[UnPRePared]

When you hear the sound of oinking outside the convention center, you ask yourself: the sound of dinner, or an obese penny novel "writer" screaming at one side of a two-sided political coin that cares not for his existence?

And somewhere in America, a Bovine in a SAMCRO outfit pops a rod as he watches DeSantis say absolutely nothing of value on Fox News.

 

[BudDickman]

I read this as, his next con after pretending to be a writer, comic, pundit, futurist (or whatever he is supposed to be on those Discovery Channel shows), mechanic, father, business owner, landlord, and swatting victim (this is not a comprehensive list).

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

No doubt we will be getting a pic of him giving the convention center the finger soon

 

[FranksWirecutters]

No doubt we will be getting a pic of him giving the convention center the finger soon

Is someone prepared to edit a parenthood sign on the building?

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Remember when overexcited pretend sports fan Pat had a "look at me" moment in a bar in front of local TV news cameras when his team got to the finals of something or other? He's bound to do something similar when TV news descends on his town to cover this, politics being his wheelhouse n all, he'll feel like all the attention should be on him. He will make a complete prick of himself again.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

I hope he pulls a Sirhan Sirhan

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I wonder if he will take to the streets with his multi-ethnic, multi-gender Super Friends or just hunker down at Hooli’s to bash the fash via Twitter over a bowl of cum soup.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t think he will live to see 2024

 

[BudDickman]

Remember when overexcited pretend sports fan Pat had a "look at me" moment in a bar in front of local TV news cameras when his team got to the finals of something or other? He's bound to do something similar when TV news descends on his town to cover this, politics being his wheelhouse n all, he'll feel like all the attention should be on him. He will make a complete prick of himself again.

It's insane how he manages to appear in all Hooligans media:
- TV news story at Hooligans about Brewers pennant win, where superfan Pat makes an appearance along with the bar owner's son.
- Article about grand reopening, where Pat has wasted no time in re-setting up his workspace at the bar.
- Google Maps street view, where Pat is riding home drunk on his scooter with a backpack for his laptop.
- Random photo of Hooligans outdoor dining section. This is the only photo I've ever seen where Pat resembles a normal human.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Didn’t he oink out an article about Milwaukee having a DNC or GOP convention cancelled because of COVID lockdowns and about how it was hurting the city economically (lmao nice analysis, stupid)?

 

[Stent]

He wrote his stupid article about how great the DNC would be for Milwaukee. I wonder if those benefits to the local economy will be lauded by the pundit pig?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat's next con was already announced, it's about Tiny Tim. Wordplay yuma.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I hope he pulls a Sirhan Sirhan

Sirham Sirham