I hope it’s true - he will ruin any chance of a payday
Good thing people know he’s full of shit.
Good thing people know he’s full of shit.
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Pat’s media tour Part 2?
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Willie Ross is a joke and a well know idiot. Pat wants so bad for some outlet to take his story.
Javier might be too big time for fatty now.
A pt.5 post payment of Quasi and arrest of Torswats would be a good episode but Pat doesn't think Javier is a real journalist anymore.
Starship Fonzie is awaiting your call Patrick and they have dedicated a 6h slot for you (for real this time)
A pt.5 post payment of Quasi and arrest of Torswats would be a good episode but Pat doesn't think Javier is a real journalist anymore.
Starship Fonzie is awaiting your call Patrick and they have dedicated a 6h slot for you (for real this time)
Any predictions on how many bridges he might burn on this new media blitz?
I hope it involves someone reaching out to his friend Kelly “The Rapist” Williams who currently is sad nobody other than Elmo - a puppet -cares about him
Guess this is proof Kelly’s kids hate him for being a shitty father and an awful person.
Guess this is proof Kelly’s kids hate him for being a shitty father and an awful person.
"they"
Who is they? Didn't this obese, alcoholic piece of shit insist he was a rich and famous author for many years? He considered himself one of "them". Remember how he belittled a guy who worked at a steakhouse and told him to go fetch him french fries or some shit? Has this unemployed poorfag finally given up on the "I'm rich bitch!" larp?
He is whatever he needs to be to make himself look like an experienced authority on any subject. Or, if he feels that thing is beneath his standards, he has countless friends who have confided their struggles with him, allowing Pat to be their champion.
Reminder that after Javier spoke extensively with Patrick, Niki, Dan, and Hildy, he correctly concluded that the whole situation is beyond stupid and everybody involved is monumentally retarded.
"Being a millionaire or billionaire is simply not enough anymore"
The fuck? Is there a class of trillionaires that I'm not aware of?
Honoria
Meanwhile, Jackie's posts on Threads get at least 50 likes each (the one about being killed by Pat has almost 15k). If you look at his Twitter he also gets nothing. There was a time when he could say stlaker child and get a nice viral thread going.
I think his first media tour went off the rails - there was that interview with Hannah Fry that was in the episode description but didn't air, then that podcast where he rambled for an hour held his episode back until they needed filler.
I think his first media tour went off the rails - there was that interview with Hannah Fry that was in the episode description but didn't air, then that podcast where he rambled for an hour held his episode back until they needed filler.
I really hope it’s true - the last one was a disaster because he’s such an unlikable asshole. He had to get Niki to join him for added sympathy but still came off bad. Don’t forget he had demands for the last one - nobody else was allowed to be interviewed except Pat. He made it clear he would be the only side of the story so his claims were just “trust me, bro” with zero evidence.
I wonder if this media tour part 2 is in preparation for his lawsuit against the MPD being tossed.
I wonder if this media tour part 2 is in preparation for his lawsuit against the MPD being tossed.
I'm wordless.
How do you think I can afford all those cruises!