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Pats father rode bulls professionally?

CumiaPoodle

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I cannot vouch for the validity of these words. Just that they were spoken to me by a man on Reddit. He asked that I do not use his real name. He explained he was a part of the Milwaukee chapter at the same time and had a lot to say about Pats father.

When asked, he told me he was a big part of the circuit. So much so, that after a while he stopped taking money for his services. He simply rode them for the love of the game.

The source proclaimed that he was known as the most dedicated man in all of Bull Riding. Here’s a quote..

“Much like his eldest son he was broader in the chest and shoulders than most. A large man. 6’2 just about. Around 5’6 when he took the cock out of his ass. He tolerated the white ones, sure that was his job, but he loved the dark ones. Folks called him the Mud-Buster. Some did so out of respect. Others, resentment. You see, when he was fucking off on a dick he tossed his ass around like no other. Fellow riders just couldn’t keep up. When he finally retired he began a school where he would teach the art of being fucked in the ass by a larger, more successful man than yourself. There is an art to it make no mistake. He was a natural rider. You only need to look at his ancestry to see it was genetic. The man came from a long line of skilled Bull Riders.

His son followed in his footsteps and to our surprise, exceeded every expectation. I’ve never met the man personally. However when he entered the scene sometime in 2011. He pulled off what some would call the most impressive act of all time. He allegedly grew a goatee impregnated his wife at the time. Then gave his entire family up to a Bull known lovingly as Pringles. Now, everyone here has sucked the cum out of a dick that was soft three minutes ago. Or been smacked around while their wife was being seeded. But no one to this day can claim they’re a better Bull Rider or made a bigger impact on the sport than the Tomlinsons.”

So do we believe this guy?

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I knew where this was going but I read it anyways. It was very funny but I could have done without the gay porn.
Thank you papa. That picture was provided by the source. Rumor is the colored gentleman used to be pats favorite to milk. Strictly for journalism purposes I’m not gay and my dick is not small Bonnie!
 

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Thank you papa. That picture was provided by the source. Rumor is the colored gentleman used to be pats favorite to milk. Strictly for journalism purposes I’m not gay and my dick is not small Bonnie!
Journalism is the cornerstone of a civilized society. Thank you for your service.
 

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I too have heard this rumor. ive never competed but followed the sport for a very long time. sadly Pats long and impressive career was overshadowed by allegations that he threatened to murder his ex wife who was carrying his unborn child. thats taken very seriously and frowned upon in the sport. yeah he made hundreds of bulls bust cum into his open eager swampy ass hole after prepping them perfectly. seriously the kid knew just how to make a mans penis hard enough with his mouth to enter his asshole but never so much stimulation that it would cause the bull to pop before squatting over his throbbing cock and making a fine seat of it. a real "riders rider" if you will. long and storied it may be, his time in the league will forever have a stain on it. tarnished not unlike OJ Simpsons. Both were masters of their craft but mentally unstable due to a tumultuous divorce. interesting fact, Pats father was great friends with the man Simpson murdered as he won Bull of the year for the cucking he gave to Juice. its believed had he not been murdered he was going to go be ridden by Pats dads before Dicking down Mama Raven.
 
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I too have heard this rumor. ive never competed but followed the sport for a very long time. sadly Pats long and impressive career was overshadowed by allegations that he threatened to murder his ex wife who was carrying his unborn child. thats taken very seriously and frowned upon in the sport. yeah he made hundreds of bulls bust cum into his open eager swampy ass hole after prepping them perfectly. seriously the kid knew just how to make a mans penis hard enough with his mouth to enter his asshole but never so much stimulation that it would cause the bull to pop before squatting over his throbbing cock and making a fine seat of it. a real "riders rider" if you will. long and storied it may be, his time in the league will forever have a stain on it. tarnished not unlike OJ Simpsons. Both were masters of their craft but mentally unstable due to a tumultuous divorce. interesting fact, Pats father was great friends with the man Simpson murdered as he won Bull of the year for the cucking he gave to Juice. its believed had he not been murdered he was going to go be ridden by Pats dads before Dicking down Mama Raven.
We should do a 30 for 30 on the sport with a focus on the Tomlinsons. Interesting information here. TYFYS!
 
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