Pat’s crazy tweet thread (fuck auto correct).

[Handsome_Pat]

Can we get a thread of all five crazy Pat tweets we’ve documented through the years? That way we can post them on twitter when people try to be sympathetic to his cause & think he’s 100% innocent.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Can you be a bit more specific?

 

[eggfeller]

porky patrick needs to get popped in his poofter pronto (get it? the alliteration of P’s creates an amusing effect )

 

[Suetonius]

What the fuck is this nigga talking about

 

[Handsome_Pat]

Can you be a bit more specific?

Someone doesn’t know dick about the internet.

 

[Handsome_Pat]

This was the oddest post from a certified member here I can remember.

I read it and literally didn't know how to react, so I waited for someone else to comment so I could say this in a reply.

I too was puzzled. I couldn’t understand why until you said odd. That’s the only way to describe it.

 

[Hudson]

Someone is hitting the road sodas.

 

[Handsome_Pat]

Let’s start with the following- anyone got a screenshot of Pat telling Ukrainian kids they can defeat Russian tanks with bubble gum & duct tape?

 

[RickReternal]

Ohhhh he meant “thread” not “threat”

Oh

 

[porquedealer]

 

[Handsome_Pat]

Ohhhh he meant “thread” not “threat”

Oh

My bad. I wrote it pooping.

 

[Brooke Shields]

all 5 --- all 5 million, whatevever, they're national tragedies

 

[guest]

Let’s start with the following- anyone got a screenshot of Pat telling Ukrainian kids they can defeat Russian tanks with bubble gum & duct tape?

Maybe it would be helpful if you just said which tweets you were looking for specifically.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Can we get a thread of all five crazy Pat tweets we’ve documented through the years? That way we can post them on twitter when people try to be sympathetic to his cause & think he’s 100% innocent.

I'm pretty sure you meant Xeets. And no. You can't.

 

[Steve Ramone]

You say odd shit to people dude.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

A collection of his rape tweets would be nice
Here is his legendary paint balloon tweet

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

What’s he saying, Robin? I gotta go. I gotta get out of this.