Pat’s Christmas is Tupid

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Before heading out to spend the day with family I thought I’d check to see how Pats Christmas is going and sure enough he’s being a miserable cunt

Sounds like someone isn’t allowed to attend family holiday events today!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I fuck up spelling all the time but the one time you want to proof read your post before firing it off is when you are calling someone stupid.

 

[DominusOdium]

But I thought he had like 8 Christmas dinners to attend every year and prezzies flying in from every direction.

Could...the prezzies have dried up? Has... His family on either side had some cause to grow tired of some behavior he might not let go in spite of all sense and logic?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

But I thought he had like 8 Christmas dinners to attend every year and prezzies flying in from every direction.

Could...the prezzies have dried up? Has... His family on either side had some cause to grow tired of some behavior he might not let go in spite of all sense and logic?

Pretty sure he exhausted his prezzie allocation earlier this year after he satisfied quasi

 

[StlakerFatti]

I fuck up spelling all the time but the one time you want to proof read your post before firing it off is when you are calling someone stupid.

he called him "tupid", child. Fatrick decides what words mean.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

he called him "tupid", child. Fatrick decides what words mean.

 

[BUBBLER]

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Pulitzer Pat wins again

 

[NigelCumia]

Imagine this, nonstop, while people are watching football and waiting for the turkey

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine this, nonstop, while people are watching football and waiting for the turkey

He is like that cartoon character with a constant rain cloud over his head while everyone else is in sunshine. Whenever he enters the room he sucks the fun out of it and ruins the vibe.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

He is like that cartoon character with a constant rain cloud over his head while everyone else is in sunshine. Whenever he enters the room he sucks the fun out of it and ruins the vibe.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Before heading out to spend the day with family I thought I’d check to see how Pats Christmas is going and sure enough he’s being a miserable cunt
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Sounds like someone isn’t allowed to attend family holiday events today!

It's great to know that if Pat somehow ever got a job as a TV or movie writer, or if one of his shitty books ever got made into a show or movie, he would get canceled immediately because he has thousands of awful tweets like this. These tweets are like a Break Glass In Case of Emergency contigency for us here at Owen A Forrems should Pat ever become successful in any way. And brother, that makes me happy.

 

[Hudson]

I agree with Pat. ThaT's noT whaT happened.

According to Rona, he threatened to wait until his daughter was born and THEN kill her and Aide.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

But I thought he had like 8 Christmas dinners to attend every year and prezzies flying in from every direction.

Could...the prezzies have dried up? Has... His family on either side had some cause to grow tired of some behavior he might not let go in spite of all sense and logic?

The 86k is the present all along

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

There's no way he goes to family. He won't be able to take the snickers and giggles from cousins. He owes their Aunt and grandma 86k because people were teasing him on the internet!
Like how can normies fathom this

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

There's no way he goes to family. He won't be able to take the snickers and giggles from cousins. He owes their Aunt and grandma 86k because people were teasing him on the internet!
Like how can normies fathom this

I dont think pat has any self awareness. He thinks he is the life of the party.