Patrick's Reaction When Josiah Munoz Called Him a Faggot With Bitch Tits

[EraGodless]

 

[guest]

You could hear how much he was seething when he called back. "Yes."

 

[EraGodless]

You could hear how much he was seething when he called back. "Yes."

The funniest part is that he no doubt heard that shit crystal clear- and he just defaulted to hanging up as his brain siezed while trying to process everything (nigga is using a 486 processor and it glitched).

And just like when George Costanza was fired, Patrick tried to act like nothing happened (except a benign call drop).

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He was so crushed to realize his big media exposé wasn't happening that he called back minutes later, seriously hoping he misheard Josiah. If he hadn't been hoping that was the case, he never would have pretended he got disconnected, he would have been screaming right out of the gate.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

A couple times before the first creepy as fuck "yyyyyeeeeesssssss, child" when he's stumped he let's out a couple of involuntary "hm" noises like it's a tourettes tic.

 

[Stent]

It hurt Pat's feelings to know that he didn't even get to say he knew Josiah was loying first. He probably had worked out some kind of dumb speech. Josiah took that from him immediately and made him look like an even bigger chump.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It's SEVEN minute bitch tits, child. That's the workout I have done every day for ten years.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

The funniest part is that he no doubt heard that shit crystal clear- and he just defaulted to hanging up as his brain siezed while trying to process everything (nigga is using a 486 processor and it glitched).

And just like when George Costanza was fired, Patrick tried to act like nothing happened (except a benign call drop).

Its insane how close we were to being robbed of the entire thing, and Pat had all the power to do so. Why he called back is beyond me

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I think he was still cling to a bit of hope when he called back; did he mishear? did those pesky stalkers impersonate someone?

But he definitely glitched, had to catch his breath & vomited himself.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think he was still cling to a bit of hope when he called back; did he mishear? did those pesky stalkers impersonate someone?

But he definitely glitched, had to catch his breath & vomited himself.

Mmmmmyou see, sweetie, the problem is that we've already figured that owwwwwwwwwwwwwT.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Mmmmmyou see, sweetie, the problem is that we've already figured that owwwwwwwwwwwwwT.

"You already figured out you're a fat faggot with bitch tits?"

 

[Udders]

What we got is definitely as funny as it could've been but I'm curious what would've happened if Josiah called an audible and played it completely straight when Pat called him back, like the first 'fat faggot with bitch tits' never happened.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

A couple times before the first creepy as fuck "yyyyyeeeeesssssss, child" when he's stumped he let's out a couple of involuntary "hm" noises like it's a tourettes tic.

Chris Chan used to do that a great deal, increasing the odds that Fat is autistic. Fatistic?

 

[guest]

When Pat said, "I can't wait to see what happens to you next..." do you think he didn't piece together that Rahul wasn't real yet? And then the realization sunk in and that's why he got really mad?

 

[Guyincognito]

I’ve said it before, but my favorite part was right at the beginning. Josiah’s disbelieving “what” after the first childing gives me the ole rib cracker syndrome, like Josiah couldn’t believe what was happening at that moment

 

[ChildSpitTake]

When Pat said, "I can't wait to see what happens to you next..." do you think he didn't piece together that Rahul wasn't real yet? And then the realization sunk in and that's why he got really mad?

This is an underrated piece of this whole puzzle

 

[guest]

My favorite is when Josiah calls him a nog and Patrick goes “hmph, thanks for that” like he’s adding it to a case file and now Josiah will be charged for a hate crime.

He legitimately believes the burden for someone committing a crime is him deciding they did.

 

[PogromStallone]

The funniest part is that he no doubt heard that shit crystal clear- and he just defaulted to hanging up as his brain siezed while trying to process everything (nigga is using a 486 processor and it glitched).

And just like when George Costanza was fired, Patrick tried to act like nothing happened (except a benign call drop).

He always made sure to be at Hooligans when he knew he was getting a call so it wouldn't surprise me if he did a whole spiel for everyone in there "Heh, the HuffPo reporter is calling again. I'll just step out a bit." followed with him answering on speaker as he gets up.

"You're a fat faggot with bitch tits."

He quickly hangs up and scurries outside.

 

[ISO__JOE]

 

[guest]

He always made sure to be at Hooligans when he knew he was getting a call so it wouldn't surprise me if he did a whole spiel for everyone in there "Heh, the HuffPo reporter is calling again. I'll just step out a bit." followed with him answering on speaker as he gets up.

"You're a fat faggot with bitch tits."

He quickly hangs up and scurries outside.

I want this to be true so fucking much. In fact, it's real to me, damn it. Sniff.