Patrick's literary agent has joined Twitter!

[guest]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I really hope this esteemed, albeit jew, agent doesn't tag known SFWA members while mentioning Fat's frivolous lolsuit. Seems like that would sow discord amongst the ranks and questions might be asked.

 

[guest]

"Hundreds of thousands of dollars"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This isn't even half of this mornings oinkfest on this subject

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

This isn't even half of this mornings oinkfest on this subject

Lol this will never end for you, you fat retarded piece of shit. Go drink 10 beers at Hooligans and drive home drunk about it. Be careful on those icy Milwaukee roads!

 

[guest]

You're spiraling.

Pleaseeeee report for spam and block.

 

[Phish]

Its about to be another long week for Piggie

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It's very odd that Piggy is johnny on the spot with these. One would suspect he's falseflagging himself.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's very odd that Piggy is johnny on the spot with these. One would suspect he's falseflagging himself.

He just browses here 24/7. This is how he spends his life.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Tor Books is not outstanding on any owed royalties

Ain't that the truth, you no-selling fatso.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

It is January 5th and already 100 followers.
If he joined at the 1st, that's 20 a day Pat. That's negative .5 times the amount your gaining a day. (Hope that word problem threw him for a loop)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Seems pretty wild over on twitter. Glad I never joined and got addicted like pat. He really has made twitter his whole life and thinks it's more important than his own child.

 

[Stent]

Can't wait to hear from Rick's retired English teacher too.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Pat has been sperging out hard all day long on this account. It's been quite entertaining. And the 100 followers was a nice commitment to the bit. TYFYS.

 

[NoBacon]

I really hope this esteemed, albeit jew, agent doesn't tag known SFWA members while mentioning Fat's frivolous lolsuit. Seems like that would sow discord amongst the ranks and questions might be asked.

They spend their funds protecting pedophiles, they don’t care about Pat lol

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

TYFYS, you're driving him fucking nuts.



All of these are potential publishers that Pat could pitch his piece of shit WIP to, if he ever finishes it.

 

[RobertMewler]

This isn't even half of this mornings oinkfest on this subject

Well! This'll keep him busy for a while.

 

[Harry Powell]

Holy shit. Fawking genius bit, bro. He’s in crisis mode

 

[Udders]

TYFYS, you're driving him fucking nuts.

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All of these are potential publishers that Pat could pitch his piece of shit WIP to, if he ever finishes it.

This is hilarious. Reminded me of Seth blowing up every Rahul Kumar in the tri-state area. It should also be stated that Pats stupid twitter avatar pointing to his head is like 80% of the humor in all this.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

TYFYS, you're driving him fucking nuts.

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All of these are potential publishers that Pat could pitch his piece of shit WIP to, if he ever finishes it.

"We're ready to talk turkey"

I'm ready to talk ribs. Jesus that's hilarious. I hope the agent doesn't start pitching minor-attracted astronaut novel ideas