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Patrick would let Niki or Annabelle die to save five strangers

EraGodless

Yeah, just a blanket “5>1, child. I’m sorry you’re so immoral, I can’t help you.” Sad thing is is he’s just saying this for what he thinks will give him more internet points and so he can show off that he knows 5 is more than 1. In even a hypothetical situation he’d only save himself if there was even a hint of danger involved since he’s a pussy with the bad kind of autism where he’s just the sociopath’s awkward gay cousin.
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CuckQueen

On the Joe Cumia retirement plan.
This fucking absolute moron acts like any morality could possible be objective so he would be "right". It's always these new atheist fags who try to reinvent objective morality after actual philosophical geniuses refuted it over thousands of years.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

DMANIAC
This fucking absolute moron acts like any morality could possible be objective so he would be "right". It's always these new atheist fags who try to reinvent objective morality after actual philosophical geniuses refuted it over thousands of years.
Anybody who takes a Philosophy 101 class thinks they’re fucking Aristotle.
 

Phish

Them boys would fly in the mud over my house
What if it was 5 of us Pests on one side and Niki on the other? Is Pat saying he would murder his wife to keep 5 of us alive? That’s actually really sweet, Rick.
 
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