Patrick Tomlinson’s body isn’t proportional. In fact it’s very disproportionate.

[guest]

 

[Turk February]

he's barrel chested, enjoy prison, stlaker

 

[firstimelongtime]

Tyrannosaur-armed MF.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I still can't believe he actually posted this picture.

 

[firstimelongtime]

he's barrel chested, enjoy prison, stlaker

He's wider in the tits and gut than most, child.

edit: ok, and I am apparently a slow kid on the short bus, but... and ignoring how gaytarded the shirt is -- the zipper, the buttons... what's doing what? What is he protecting or protecting us from?

Like, I get the "belt and suspenders" approach to security/etc. But this does not compute. Someone please "r8" his fit.

 

[Antwan2]

How does Reddit rate this fit

 

[Jack FN]

Why does he always leave his dirty condiment packets in the picture?

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Imagine seeing that collar and buying. This would be questionable even from a thrift store if you owned no other sweaters at all. Just fuck my shit up.

 

[quasi101]

He's a fat worthless piece of shit

 

[StlakerFatti]

He's a fat worthless piece of shit

Enjoy prison!

 

[guest]

I still can't believe he actually posted this picture.

Instead of doing what anyone who saw a picture of themselves looking like that should do - delete it and immediately book an appointment with an endocrinologist.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Such a girly little frame for any man especially one over 250lbs.

His frail little shoulders are as wide as his love handles laughing my fucking ass off


Please don't tell me he put the mustard on his spam n pretzel. Please tell me it was just the chef sending him a "fuck you"

FFS Pat you fucking child retard you put the mustard on the side of your plate or its own and dip it you fat fucking fool!

 

[quasi101]

endocrinologist.

Is that was kavorkian was?

 

[The Talking Dead]

Why’s he looking so disappointed at the food? Fat swine wants his Milwaukee-style bar slop served to him even when he’s in another country.

Also nice literal tits, Patty 3 buttons.

 

[guest]

Is that was kavorkian was?

Assisted suicide threat. Prison, staIker.

 

[DanFielding]

He's such a genetic disaster. Are we sure his parents aren't first cousins?

 

[HotAnus]

Why’s he looking so disappointed at the food? Fat swine wants his Milwaukee-style bar slop served to him even when he’s in another country.

Also nice literal tits, Patty 3 buttons.

That's his smug psuedo European demeanor to go with his Eurotrash shirt

 

[CompoundBasement]

He's a fat worthless piece of shit

No child I'm not a. No child I am not fat. No child I am not worthless. No child I am not piece. No child I am not of. No child I am not shit.

 

[Harry Powell]

The problem is that his frame and build wants him to be 180lbs tops but he wants to pretend to be a barrel-chested chad with shoulders and chest that are wider than most

 

[RobertMewler]

Is that was kavorkian was?

End-o-Chronologist / Stops Your Timeline

Sounds about right.