Patrick Tomlinson has so much in common with Stuttering John

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Starting here I had absolutely no clue what to make of the Patrick threads I was seeing all the time. I was like "who is this guy?" Never even heard of him before?"
I watched one of the cryptic Web chronicles videos that was posted before and went and watched a handful of those and sort of went down a rabbit with him for a couple days and I noticed these similarities between the Hack and the Sci Fi Hack:

Both are drinkers

Both think they're funny and are not

Both are untalented but think they are highly, prodigiously talented

Both are gross-looking

Both have overestimated their value as entertainers.

Both are very narcissistic.

Both think they're in good health when they clearly are not and could do better

Both are self-congratulating douchebags

Both virtue signal like the dickens

I'm going to be honest, Im fascinated with how similar they are. I'm definitely beginning to see why you guys are so obsessed with this douchebag lol

Guys, I think I'm a "Patposter" now lol

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

You have so much in common with Liberace:

You're both faggots

 

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You have so much in common with Liberace:

You're both faggots

Well then you're bigoted

 

[DominusOdium]

But only one of them wrote, produced and starred in National Lampoon's One, Two, Many.

So checkmate.

 

[Child..]

He was handsome

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Well then you're bigoted

Wrong once again, child. These are your delusions again. Enjoy prison.

 

[Podawful won!]

But only one of them wrote, produced and starred in National Lampoon's One, Two, Many.

So checkmate.

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lol check this out:

 

[Podawful won!]

Wrong once again, child. These are your delusions again. Enjoy prison.

lol

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

He was handsome

 

[PickleRickle]

He was handsome

 

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He was handsome

Yeah he didnt look bad. Just like Patrick when he was a younger man!

 

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We need a name like "stuttering john" but for pat instead. Maybe "Patty packer".

lol I like that! Im going to start calling him that or something else like "Patty the fatty" "Pat-the-guy-with-a-far-too-exaggerated-sense-of-self-worth" phoneless cheesesteak eater lol