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Fucking absolute rube. Imagine blindly trusting an advert. Stupid ConsOOOOOOmer.
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Patrick submerged his phone in 15 feet of shit water because the advertisements told him he could
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I respectfully disagree Sue, he misread what the box said because he's a dummy who barely graduated. I'm betting it said water resistant not water proof
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There's a conspiracy/alternate theory here that makes a lot of sense if you remember the timeline of events.
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Like bricking his phone the day after TorSwats name dropped him?
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Hasn't gone on a fancy international vacation ever since someone's mother-in-law paid Quasi, has he? Two weeks staying at resorts across Mexico vs sampling the Milwaukee brunch scene because the airbnb guests don't want you lurking around the hovel.
Pretty sad because he always manages to look like an utter buffoon on vacation.
Pretty sad because he always manages to look like an utter buffoon on vacation.
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He's a fucking dumbdumb who didnt realize an ipx rating wouldnt necessarily protect his retard star trek phone from particulates if it fell in a batshit cenote. I guess he thought the x stood for xtreme protection.
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He purposely destroyed the phone while in another country to hopefully rid himself of evidence. But what about the gemini account and crypto wallet pig? Enjoy prison, child.
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Remember how windy his resort was? All he got to enjoy was sand in his eyes and drinks
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And there was a terrible smell from the seaweed or algae or whatever. It wasn't nikis box stinking up the place that time.
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You're saying a 40 year old man did that? How could this have happened?
Oopsie doodles! If only there were some way to protect your $1000+ pocket Twitter machine from all that wet. I mean, even if there were, it would probably cost a fortune.
Oopsie doodles! If only there were some way to protect your $1000+ pocket Twitter machine from all that wet. I mean, even if there were, it would probably cost a fortune.
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He then thought he could shame samsung on twitter and they would fold and send him a coupon for a free new phone. Pat thinks he will bully them in person ( aka throw a tantrum and make a scene in the store hoping they would cave in. Samsung ignores him and pat spends $1800 on a new model like the pussy he is.
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No wonder Jackie likes him, they’re both karens that forever want to speak with the manager. He really is a whiny bitch.
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This was also the trip with the sulpur-smelling deadly seaweed rotting on every shore, right?
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Correct.
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Lol yes! No one was left at the resort but these two rubes!
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Guess that's why they had to go jump in a batshit cave lake instead of the ocean.
Seriously though, cenotes are awesome. But they apparently had no idea about the bats and thought there would be "a platform" for their Midwestern rube asses to land on.
They were so desperate for seaweed free water they jumped in a hole without asking any questions. Didn't even buy a wet bag. My wife has had one of those since she was like 20.
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Huh. I wonder why those beach lounge chairs are all empty.
EDIT: And why the snorkeling excursion was cancelled.
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Nothing says n-rich like owning an $1800 phone and being unemployed