Patrick STILL wont shut up about this poptart shit

[sinbad]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Had dinner with my mom tonight and she brought up the Poptart thing. That's how lame it is.

 

[Treat Yourself]

An obese guy tweeting a lot about goyslop treats? Well, I never!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Only business Pat has using a toaster is if he's bathing with it.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Only business Pat has using a toaster is if he's bathing with it.

That might actually work in his shitty house

 

[quasi101]

Becuase he falls for astroterfed cooonsoomer content. Every single time. And becomes a free advertising vector.

 

[quasi101]

This stupid shit probably bumped pop tart sales 25% for a quarter.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Pop tarts stink.

Toaster Strudel Army, nigga

 

[Turry Fawks]

Pop tarts stink.

Toaster Strudel Army, nigga

WWAWD taking an extra icing packet and mooootherfucking the last person to make one?

PFG, ya ask me

 

[Stent]

Cue a photo of a poptart with three almonds and side of baked beans next to a Star Wars mug and a copy of gay science weekly magazine.

 

[medium wyzzz]

this is like a joke the mulldog would make about stav.

 

[Turry Fawks]

this is like a joke the mulldog would make about stav.

 

[medium wyzzz]

Wrong animal, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Had dinner with my mom tonight and she brought up the Poptart thing. That's how lame it is.

Someone brought it up to me in passing about how it was good marketing and I just thought to myself that sounds retarded. Seems right up Pat’s alley.