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Patrick secretly released a new book under a different surname?

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We flew low, real low. In the mud you might say. Close enough to the ground we could clearly see the citizens we were training to protect. Every time we flew over this one dilapidated house we saw a mentally challenged man jumping up and down for joy. We started flying lower and lower as we approached his house. You would swear you could hear the joy of his screeching as we passed over him. I don't know what happened to him, but I like to think we inspired him to do something great with his life.
 
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