Patrick S. Tomlinson on: Top Gun

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Top Gunt​

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

C'mon Pigman, pretend to know about the flight dynamics of various American jets and geopolitics. Do da bit!

 

[guest]

I like how he calls Maverick stupid because of course Rick would be way more intelligent and handle whatever dog shit the movie is about better than him.

“Looks like 10, maybe 15 fighter jets coming right at us. What are we going to do?”

“Get me 30 balloons and 4 cans of paint- NOW!”

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Funny that is what we think about you Pat

 

[Stent]

Tom Cruise would fly in the mud over his Mama's double-wide.

C'mon Pigman, pretend to know about the flight dynamics of various American jets and geopolitics. Do da bit!

I predict a 26 tweet explanation on why the Tomcat was such a good airplane and how it almost became the Super Tomcat. Then he will explain how he's a patriotic weapon-loving conservative but nobody realizes it because he's a real conservative.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

This fat retard goes on how great Star Wars and cape fag movies are, he is truly a little child

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Keep trying to get attention on one of your ten tweets about Top Gun since its trending.

 

[Conehead Nigger]

Tower baby child, this is Hogger, requesting that you fuck awf.

 

[EraGodless]

Pat was too stupid to be infantry or kp duty/peel potatoes in the military. I can't imagine what his ASVAB score would have been. He's also a mental midget who can't lead or follow. He would somehow fare worse in the military than Private Pyle.

 

[FurBurger]

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He gets reeeeal fuckin' close to self-awareness sometimes, doesn't he?

[Archived]

 

[guest]

Pat was too stupid to be infantry or kp duty/peel potatoes in the military. I can't imagine what his ASVAB score would have been. He's also a mental midget who can't lead or follow. He would somehow fare worse in the military than Private Pyle.

What MOS is twitter warrior?

 

[Cyberatorquer]

I like how he calls Maverick stupid because of course Rick would be way more intelligent and handle whatever dog shit the movie is about better than him.

“Looks like 10, maybe 15 fighter jets coming right at us. What are we going to do?”

“Get me 30 balloons and 4 cans of paint- NOW!”

Stupid baby infant child, that is reserved for ground operations. Give Fat a capable fighter jet and watch him reinvent aerial combat. Even Joe would be impressed.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

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What does he think Captain America was?

 

[guest]

He can suspend disbelief for Hook but Top Gun is just too unbelievable? Fat.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I hope his Rustang does a flatspin off a cliff

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Remember when Fatrick was spewing crap about about a strong brave womyn who was flying around like fucking Starfox(Starwing) over the skies of Kyiv in a 40 Yr old 'custom' jet shooting down Ruskie Migs left and right...he really went in for the 'Ghost of Kyiv' shit...

Give him a few days and he will start debating with people about fighters and of course know more than anyone. Editor of a military aircraft magazine?? Not a chance! Mechanic on a carrier for them? Nope... pilot flying thousands of hours? No, Fatrick knows more.

I'd love to see him get into it over the whole designation of 'F' for the 117...it was a bomber and had no air to air capabilites or anything like that...it was a bomber. But the story goes that to entice skilled pilots to the notoriously difficult to fly plane they went with F-117 rather than B-117.

Fatrick is at his best when he is at his most smug and stubborn with people who actually know shit.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Remember when Fatrick was spewing crap about about a strong brave womyn who was flying around like fucking Starfox(Starwing) over the skies of Kyiv in a 40 Yr old 'custom' jet shooting down Ruskie Migs left and right...he really went in for the 'Ghost of Kyiv' shit...

No child, he did not say that. Hush now.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I want to beat him to death with Tom’s double headed dildo.