Patrick S. Tomlinson on: Cum

[Brooke Shields]

First result:

Some obvious insults used by a man who's never pleased a woman:

Comedy pays the bills

I apologize for subjecting the forum to this

 

[booogs]

How do you get Sunny D on your cum rag? Yes I get this is another orange man reference but it’s still terrible.

 

[JebJoh]

Whenever a trumpanzee or a tomlinson makes an accusation it is an admission. Treat their comments thusly.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

This doesn't include the ones he had to delete like "I have friends who eat cum who are more of a man than you will ever be"

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

This is actually hate speech against gay men

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

@McGowan6 does anybody actually put honey on scones? I only like, and have only seen people have, scones with whipped cream and jam (jelly for Amerifags). I only like honey in tea, on toast and crumpets, or on certain cakes, by the way.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

@McGowan6 does anybody actually put honey on scones? I only like, and have only seen people have, scones with whipped cream and jam (jelly for Amerifags). I only like honey in tea, on toast and crumpets, or on certain cakes, by the way.

Clotted cream or GTFO.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Clotted cream or GTFO.

Argh, that's what I meant!! fr fr no cap

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Where's the classic "I cum in a woman" tweet?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Where's the classic "I cum in a woman" tweet?

 

[Fat Lispy Faggot]

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@McGowan6 does anybody actually put honey on scones? I only like, and have only seen people have, scones with whipped cream and jam (jelly for Amerifags). I only like honey in tea, on toast and crumpets, or on certain cakes, by the way.

I just presumed the fat idiot confused crumpets and scones

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

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I just presumed the fat idiot confused crumpets and scones

Pat Tomlinson the fat moron thinks English muffins, crumpets and scones are all the same thing. He is cripplingly stupid.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

TYFYS. I would love to know what was tweeted from the suspended account. Probably something about Rick having wetdreams or wanking into a sock.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

First result:
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Some obvious insults used by a man who's never pleased a woman:
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Comedy pays the bills
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I apologize for subjecting the forum to this

The only thing Pat knows about cum is signing away the rights to the load that ended up turning into his daughter

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Comedy pays the bills
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Sometimes I do wonder if we're maliciously bullying a mentally disabled fat man.

 

[Theodore from Schenectady]

Sometimes I do wonder if we're maliciously bullying a mentally disabled fat man.

I don't wonder, child. I know. We deal in facts around here. You should try it some time.

 

[AliceWorquer]

This doesn't include the ones he had to delete like "I have friends who eat cum who are more of a man than you will ever be"

Where is the old fatty ripped tweet archive? I had it once, but now I feel like it was all just a dream, lost to the sands of time like the old sub

 

[AliceWorquer]

@McGowan6 does anybody actually put honey on scones? I only like, and have only seen people have, scones with whipped cream and jam (jelly for Amerifags). I only like honey in tea, on toast and crumpets, or on certain cakes, by the way.

Clotted cream, not whipped cream you disgusting peasant

 

[guest]

@McGowan6 does anybody actually put honey on scones? I only like, and have only seen people have, scones with whipped cream and jam (jelly for Amerifags). I only like honey in tea, on toast and crumpets, or on certain cakes, by the way.

I've never seen anyone do it. Then again I can probably count on both hands the number of times I've eaten or seen someone eating scones. Always with clotted cream and strawberry or raspberry jam. There's some gay debate over which goes on first - they do it one way in Cornwall and the other way in Devon. Whichever puts the clotted cream on first is an animal that can't be trusted.

Agree, honey belongs in black tea with lemon if you've got a cold or on toast and crumpets. I'll also stick some in certain marinades like Char Siu pork.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Best use for honey: https://www.nigella.com/recipes/honey-semifreddo