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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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"Patrick S. Tomlinson is a retarded faggot with sloppy bitch tits." - Sean Lennon
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Specifically why I posted this
(Dan that's a callback to the last reply I made to @Minaw a few minutes ago)
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But this is what John and Yoko wanted. This is what they wanted to see.
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Sorry pal, Based Sean Tha Shroom God is too busy tripping balls and slamming ass to give a fuck what some dead crooner and his nip wife want.
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I can't tell if Sean Lennon is a good guy or not. Who was the one who hated John? I like that guy.
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That was Julian. For some reason I had a cassette of his first album when I was little. It wasn't very good.
Sean is weird. One minute he says something really based, then turns around and acts like a total faggot.
We should send him an invite to the forms, fit right in
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Julian’s Instagram is like a 15 year old girls. Inspirational quotes about love and break ups, he also always talks about how hard he works (lol)
Sean is a massive faggot, it’s a good thing the Lennon bloodline ends with them.
Slim Gay Oakerson over here.
My only thoughts of Julian are when I used to play GTA V and his dogshit song would come on the radio all the fucking time and I'd have to change the station immediately.
Julian has great pipes tho. Sean sounds like Big Bird.
Why the fuck am I responding earnestly? This is what happens when I don’t do drugs.
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Bob Dylan introduced John to Christianity late in his life. Conflicting reports as to whether he left his faith before he died. Some think he died a Christian. He also said before he died that he hated “Imagine”.
There was hope for John.
And one thing about their brand of liberalism, this was back in the day when Democrats cared about nurses and factory workers and union people. He came across as weird, because he was weird, and because Yoko was weird, but they weren’t trying to stifle peoples liberties, or their free-speech, they weren’t trying to jam needles in peoples arms.
There actually were still liberals back in those days. We don’t have those anymore. We have varying degrees of radical progressivism, and pitted against them are whatever the hell the right has become. The smart ones are spineless and obsessed with being accepted by the left, the dumb ones think they are getting secret messages from movies and a secret spy team on message forums.
No, gook child. I decide what words mean, fascist little nipper.
Ringo’s kid Zak is by far the most talented Beatles offspring.
Isn’t Bob Dylan a jew? Plus he half admitted to making a deal with the devil (in a serious tone, he wasn’t joking). That sounds like a story a publicist made up to keep selling shit. I do agree, however. Women are indeed the niggers of the world.
Well, that absolves him of everything. Nice impotent sentiment after creating possibly the worst song ever, stupid.