Patrick S. Tomlinson has spent his entire ConFusion yelling into his phone at civilians threatening them prison for Felony Grill Pickup

[RickiLeaks]

Get your fawkin ribs ready. Welcome, to @RickiLeaks.
A story in images uploaded to kiwifarms.net:

25+ civilians announced they were coming by to pick up the grill in just the past 2 days.
...

... and then this morning... uh oh!

I marked it as sold to Pat then deleted the listing. I suspect he wants to make a post warning people but his account is too new unlike mine (the superior Patrick Tomlinson.)

a couple hours later...

So, how has Pat been spending all of his time at his big gay con?

Well, now we know:

So much for Tiny Tim shilling. Rick is preoccupied with more important things.

Also see: ConFusion Cheesesteak Chaos

ConFusion 2025 (Jan 23-26) Megathread

Hopefully bundles were handed out at kidfusion so they can stick them everywhere. A range of different fat heads so they can be paired with the finger point would be great. Or some hildy heads and heidipuss to recreate the classic. (not for kidfusion)

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RL Epilogue: Thank you to all anonymous submitters of information to @RickiLeaks recently after about six months of no activity in '24. 2025 is shaping up to be Year of the RickiLeak, and not of the cheesesteak shits in his pants at Brewers games kind. The purpose of this account is allow all users to easily post things anonymously with zero ties to their or any accounts, allowing rib busters to be leaked that would otherwise remain unposted. Omertà.

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[Brooke Shields]

I wonder if he's coming across like a crazy person IRL

 

[Opesterino]

Sounds like a productive weekend, if you ask me. Who knew such drama can surround a gas grill ? Shame that Rick would waste poor Mr. Jeff Meville's time like that. If you ask me the gentlemen deserves that grill.

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

this shit is hard on the ribs

 

[Honoria]

Imagine hearing that voice coming out of nowhere as you attempt to pick up a grill.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I can't say I condone duping random people into stealing Pat's shit and forcing them to interact with him, but I will say that Jeff's story hurt my ribs pretty bad.

It's a tough one man.

 

[Robert's Gift to Patty]

Goddamn a video of him threatening the grill-childs with prison would annihilate the ribs. He doesn't know how to act like a normal human.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I can't say I condone duping random people into stealing Pat's shit and forcing them to interact with him, but I will say that Jeff's story hurt my ribs pretty bad.

It's a tough one man.

It’s not a bad thing solely because Rick will always make it worse. He will not say “Hey man, I’m getting fucked with by internet losers, please don’t take my stuff. It’s a long story.” He will accuse the person who was tricked of committing a crime and yell that they were duped by a cult of criminal cyber stlaker’s (which sounds ridiculous to 90% of people) and that if they don’t stop they will go to prison. Any normal person would be mad then laugh at how ridiculous of a prank this is. Thinking Rick is the prankster.

 

[lil chud]

#JusticeForJeffNeville

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I have to wonder what kind of idiot sees a free grill and doesn't think it's fake. "Please just take this grill off my hands, random person. Come into my backyard and take it. It's not out by the curb like I'm expecting someone to pick it up. And help yourself to whatever's locked in my shed too."

 

[fusciasomething]

I have to wonder what kind of idiot sees a free grill and doesn't think it's fake. "Please just take this grill off my hands, random person. Come into my backyard and take it. It's not out by the curb like I'm expecting someone to pick it up. And help yourself to whatever's locked in my shed too."

The type of person who is looking through the free section of craigslist or facebook or whatever this is. Probably not the smartest folk

 

[Harry's Enticer]

The type of person who is looking through the free section of craigslist or facebook or whatever this is. Probably not the smartest folk

Basically, Adrienne Brouette

 

[fusciasomething]

Basically, Adrienne Brouette

Respect my girlfriend alright, be respectful

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

My favorite part is that Pat signed up for NextDoor but instead of using a recent pic for his avatar, he used one of the head-pointing photos from ten years ago. Can't have random people on NextDoor thinking he has his giant bloated 2025 head.

But the joke is on Pat because the cyberstlaker chose an even older photo for his av. Hilarious.

 

[Hudson]

Fatso doesn't know the difference between robbery and burglary.

Robbery is by force or violence, Toaster Head.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[CuntSuckerSupreme]

Basically, Adrienne Brouette

This very post is the 5th search result for that name on the entire internet.

Who is this nobody?

EDIT: I should have taken a snapshot like this earlier, but I was probably on my phone, and it wasn't convenient. There's no real information about her, as a lolcow, and this thread really is near the top of the results. It was higher when I made this post, though.

Adrienne Brouette at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

https://archive.is/7IYDH

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It’s not a bad thing solely because Rick will always make it worse. He will not say “Hey man, I’m getting fucked with by internet losers, please don’t take my stuff. It’s a long story.” He will accuse the person who was tricked of committing a crime and yell that they were duped by a cult of criminal cyber stlaker’s (which sounds ridiculous to 90% of people) and that if they don’t stop they will go to prison. Any normal person would be mad then laugh at how ridiculous of a prank this is. Thinking Rick is the prankster.

Imagine hearing him screaming through a ring camera echoing through the alleyway.

 

[RickReternal]

Hi admin @captain_kamala please use the emergency red phone to alert Null that his forum readers are “cow tipping.” That is against their site culture.