Patrick S Tomlinson failed to graduate high school

[guest]

All signs point to this fact. 1.7. He is free to correct the record if not true. What is irrefutable though is that he is fat. And very stupid.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[guest]

I mean actually imagine doing that without a hint of irony at 40 years old. Imagine saying "watch this" and asking a grown woman to film it. Imagine then uploading it to the internet and expecting other adults to be impressed. Pants shitting retard.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

My theory is every "smart" thing he's ever said on Twitter that gets positive engagement can be back traced to someone else who said it much more eloquently that Fatrick ever could. Conversely, all the retarded as fuck hot takes that get him ratio'd and arguing with people for hours on end before going on a cowardly blocking spree are 100% him.

 

[guest]

I mean actually imagine doing that without a hint of irony at 40 years old. Imagine saying "watch this" and asking a grown woman to film it. Imagine then uploading it to the internet and expecting other adults to be impressed. Pants shitting retard.

He also got mad that she wasnt recording the first time. Watch him get snappy at her in the original version.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

I mean actually imagine doing that without a hint of irony at 40 years old. Imagine saying "watch this" and asking a grown woman to film it. Imagine then uploading it to the internet and expecting other adults to be impressed. Pants shitting retard.

What annoys me the most is he already had it in his hands then handed back to the guy so he could then hand it back to Fatfuck just for the video.

 

[guest]

What annoys me the most is he already had it in his hands then handed back to the guy so he could then hand it back to Fatfuck just for the video.

He behaves in a way that I would have felt embarrassed to act like at 15 years old. And I was an embarrassing shithead at 15.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I mean actually imagine doing that without a hint of irony at 40 years old. Imagine saying "watch this" and asking a grown woman to film it. Imagine then uploading it to the internet and expecting other adults to be impressed. Pants shitting retard.

I have always assumed that he learned baton twirling from Niki. She strikes me as a high school color guard lesbian. Everyone in color guard is a lesbian

 

[guest]

What annoys me the most is he already had it in his hands then handed back to the guy so he could then hand it back to Fatfuck just for the video.

Coz he thought his dumb wife recorded it already lol.

 

[guest]

I have always assumed that he learned baton twirling from Niki. She strikes me as a high school color guard lesbian. Everyone in color guard is a lesbian

Her strong jaw suggests decades of enthusiastic cunt lapping

 

[jakedeptula]

While you studied for exams, I studied the spinning stick

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

He 100% did not graduate. His failure in math and English alone would have kept him back.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

While you studied for exams, I studied the spinning stick

That's probably why he missed so many days of school. He was at home just twirling shit.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

While you studied for exams, I studied the spinning stick

Just like Bruce Lee using nunchaku in his hit film The Last Dragon, child.

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[guest]

Just like Bruce Lee using nunchaku in his hit film The Last Dragon, child.

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Citizen Caine is American cinema at its finest, child.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Citizen Caine is American cinema at its finest, child.

 

[guest]

Newcomer to the American education system. Apparently Wisconsin requires a minimum of 23 credits to graduate. I have no idea what that means. I'm also seeing a 2.0 gpa is a requirement lol. He also never had a hope in hell of going to a college like University of Wisconsin-Madison which asks for minimum of 3.5. I started this thread as a joke but this motherfucker actually didn't finish high school in all likelihood.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I didn't graduate high school but I passed the entry exam to get into university. Is that okay?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He must have done summer school or something. I dont know how you graduate with attendance and grades like that alone.

 

[Prince Bvstin]

He passed, He would have got his mother to audit him as a special ed kid who got lost in the system and wasn't picked up on until his senior year, probably autism or aspie. In Asia its common to pay a psych eval company who guarantee to declare a student dyslexic so dumb rich kids get an extra hour on all their exams and added reading material to take in with them. Schools can grant a conceded pass and override grades on appeal for cases too where the school let down a student (usually because a teacher quit and there was no replacement, graded coursework lost etc) so this happens more often than you think. Also explains why his mom decided to work at the school.

The piece of construction paper on his parents fridge actually said #LetTheIdiotPass