Patrick pan handles his shitty books to bar personal.

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Is it possible they burned the place down themselves just to get rid of this bumbling heifer?

If you give me a complementary meatloaf, I'll sell you my book and sign it. It's win-win, child.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

His hand is partly covering Pat's name on the cover. I'm surprised Pat didn't snatch it out of his hands and hold it "correctly" for him like he did to that lady on that podcast.

 

[peckafacce]

What number do you think is higher? Pages he read in that book, or the number of cocks he sucked?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon]

What number do you think is higher? Pages he read in that book, or the number of cocks he sucked?

I'm betting the over on cocks

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

What number do you think is higher? Pages he read in that book, or the number of cocks he sucked?

Given that the book has less than two thousand pages, I’ll go with cocks.

 

[guest]

I’m an amazing hand seller, child.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I’m an amazing hand seller, child.

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The scams never end with this fat fuck. Just start ripping the lead off of elderly people's roofs, Notrick.

 

[RobertMewler]

The poor guy looks like that money should have gone toward a sandwich rather than terrible toilet paper.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Imagine working at a bar, and some fat fuck comes over and insists you buy one of this low brow space McDonalds books, you inform him you are broke and just want to go home after a long shift, the fat man then insists you take one for free, chickenscratches his name down and then tells you to hold the book up for he can take a photo for his "fans".

 

[Cyberatorquer]

The poor guy looks like that money should have gone toward a sandwich rather than terrible toilet paper.

Toilet paper where each sheet has an individual, defecate-themed print? Premium product, child.

 

[guest]

I bet you that's how he "tipped" his waiter after spending 4 hours with his laptop on the bar

 

[EraGodless]

I’m an amazing hand seller, child.

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Comedy shows? Lol. Delusional. Faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That guy probably gave it away as a white elephant gift the next month.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This picture is a perfect example of how nuts he is. No self-respecting author would ever fucking do this. Every single thing about it screams desperation. If he were an actually successful author, everything would be different - the person would already have the book for a start and it would be them taking the picture of the author, not the fucking other way around lmao

Rupert Pupkin doesn't even begin to cover it with this lunatic. He lives in a fantasy world every second of his life.

 

[fricklefrackle]

"In the Black"

A book about his neighbourhood or just Nikki's biography?

Thanks everyone, you've been great. I'll be opening for Rich Vos at the Laugh Stop Sept. 22 thru da 24th. Bring ya wife.

 

[guest]

What number do you think is higher? Pages he read in that book, or the number of cocks he sucked?

I don’t answer rhetorical questions, child.