Patrick is getting desperate with his lies

[Jesse Ventura]

When I wake up I walk my dog and then jog or lift weights before going to work. My girlfriend has a coffee and reads some news articles or whatever. I imagine this is pretty standard behaviour for most people.

When Don Qui-hoagie gets up, he starts arguing with ghosts via text and creates imaginary scenarios where he is the undisputed champion on Twitter all day. His nerves are probably shot from all the undue stress he puts on his lard-laden shoulders.

Nice incoming health crisis, fatso.

 

[Sink Inspector]

by saying their last name is Robinson he's admitting he searches who the phone # belongs to lol nice life

 

[stealthygeek]

Accuses the guy from reddit of harassing random Robinsons with his mental illness. Then claims to be laughing about it with other people (Niki? Lynne?).

He's so desperate to pin somebody else as the butt of the joke that he's willing to claim that he gets a hearty chuckle out of innocent strangers being subjected to supposed felonies. This is him admitting that people laughing at him genuinely hurts his feelings.

 

[Harry Powell]

Excellent strategic move by Patrick to confirm that yes, that WAS Lynn’s phone number, but the other ones are wrong.

 

[patrick is fat]

THIS IS GOING GREAT
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It’s almost parody with these types that have the Ukraine flag in their name
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people with fucking ukraine flags in their handles should honestly just be deported. i guarantee this woman considers accounts with the american flag nazis.

patrick is fat and his penis is tiny

 

[guest]

I hate how he calls it his "family." It's you, your dumpy wife and some depressed animals Pat. If there were kids involved that would be one thing, but there aren't so it's not.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The fact he went so far out of his way to explain it all to you proves he’s obviously lying. What a fucking dope. Fat too.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“You’re not texting my mother in law and family but don’t text them anymore”

 

[Brooke Shields]

Pat tries to gaslight without gas

 

[The Greaseman]

Pat tries to gaslight without gas

Niki has all the gas in her pussy.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Someone told him GPAs work like golf scores and he thinks he's a genius.

If GPAs were GAAs, he'd be the greatest NHL goalie of all time, child.

 

[NigelCumia]

Pat just confirmed his mother in laws phone number. Lol

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Excellent strategic move by Patrick to confirm that yes, that WAS Lynn’s phone number, but the other ones are wrong.

Pat apparently knows nothing about how not to expose one’s position on the field of battle (for which Twitter and social media is to Pat). Nice job Military Pat.

 

[JebJoh]

This guy is a Chatty Cathy.

 

[Phish]

This guy is a Chatty Cathy.

Drunk like usual

 

[guest]

This is all part of his plan. He wants Niki's family to get harassed so Mama Robinson gives him the money to file another lolsuit.