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Do NOT call (414) 273-5230 and ask for the fat man sitting at the bar.
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Just call over and over asking for Fatrick until they have to take their phone off the hook. The idea isn't to actually speak with Pig, it's to make Hooligans hate him.What's a good line to open with, in order to trick the staff and/or Patrick into accepting the phone call?
"Hi, is your refrigerator running? It better be when Patrick's around!"What's a good line to open with, in order to trick the staff and/or Patrick into accepting the phone call?
Pretend to be a Hollywood executive who wants to speak with an author who lists Hooligans as his business address about a screenplay.What's a good line to open with, in order to trick the staff and/or Patrick into accepting the phone call?
This is one of the highest accuracy jokes anyone has made on this board. Bravo!It’s Wisconsin so you’ll have to ask for the fattest man otherwise it could be anyone there
That's how you executive produce.Just call over and over asking for Fatrick until they have to take their phone off the hook. The idea isn't to actually speak with Pig, it's to make Hooligans hate him.
What's a good line to open with, in order to trick the staff and/or Patrick into accepting the phone call?
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