Patrick is a god damned liar

[Ladynyahh]

He doesn't have any friends! Aww shit swim walk

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

We know, bud

 

[Jenna]

I'd watch a spinoff where Penny Eater tackles the Milwaukee dating scene

 

[Udders]

That's an awful dad joke, makes sense why Pat said it.

 

[guest]

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He doesn't have any friends! Aww shit swim walk

He also likes lying to the police by sending fake evidence. Please don’t tweet this to him [MEDIA=vocaroo]18FDP7R41vDV[/MEDIA]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Working out new material for the next open mic in a packed theater.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Thought he’d make a reference to fucking his pig wife in the parking lot like a common whore.

 

[PickleRickle]

Thought he’d make a reference to fucking his pig wife in the parking lot like a common whore.

I require my future wives to have no standards and let me enter and exit them at will and with style, stlaker.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I require my future wives to have no standards and let me enter and exit them at will and with style, stlaker.

Don't forget with skill and enthusiasm, little infant baby child.

 

[N64 Cube]

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He doesn't have any friends! Aww shit swim walk

That’s probably one of the jokes he told Saturday night

Edit-fuck someone else in the thread said something similar.

Parallel thinking, bud.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Probably that nigger rapist he hangs out with.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Why does he always have to lie to try and root a lame joke or virtue moment into reality? They are always so transparent.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Patrick, stop sending bomb threats and maybe he (if he exists) will score. Fat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Just get drunk, shit your pants, and fuck in the parking lot.

That way, you can have your dream wedding in a size 18 muumuu, DeLorean prop, and $54K in debt because your mate is literally retarded.

 

[Meownaw]

Not very progressive of him to hope he fucks a broad on the 2nd date.

 

[PickleRickle]

Don't forget with skill and enthusiasm, little infant baby child.

"I have sex with great enthusiasm, stlaker" is one of the most awkward things i'll ever hear

 

[guest]

I would say what a waste of time, but that's nothing new for Pat.

 

[RickReternal]

"I have sex with great enthusiasm, stlaker" is one of the most awkward things i'll ever hear

Don’t forget skill. I had a full body shudder when I read that one.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Don’t forget skill. I had a full body shudder when I read that one. View attachment 128643

you think it’s fake but it’s real. He def has brain damage from something

 

[Ladynyahh]

Don’t forget skill. I had a full body shudder when I read that one. View attachment 128643

I don't think Pat fucks with either skill or enthusiasm. He just hoists his fat body on top of Thicki and gives a few thrusts until his faucet dick goes blurka blurka blurka into her putrid vagina