Patrick hasn't tweeted since 3am CT last night

[guest]

What's going on? It's almost noon on Monday... what's Patrick up to?

 

[SFWA liaison]

maybe he had a moment of clarity and introspection and realized how unhealthy his relationship with social media is, how effeminate he comes off with his sassy demeanor, and felt embarrassed

NOT!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Hopefully some niggers took offense to his fence and beat him to death.

 

[RobertMewler]

He probably got a 12 hour timeout for tweeting about having shootouts with feds.

 

[VoodooChild]

R/reddit






Seriously folksh, of course this is what he is doing.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

R/reddit






Seriously folksh, of course this is what he is doing.

You’re giving him good advice about the fork, too. Why won’t he just listen for once?

 

[guest]

Forced time-out probably. I reported several of his tweets cursing at Musk for abuse and I'm sure I wasn'T the only one

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Hopefully some niggers took offense to his fence and beat him to death.

Housefire? Still burning, likely. A lot of suet in that hovel.

 

[Phish]

Fawwwk i hit Passed Out Drunk before i saw the choice of “being a nigger”. Can i change mine?

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Stroke from the high blood pressure Elon has been giving him lately? Like Elvis maybe he was taking a big massive rock solid tree log of a shite and was Tweeting on the toilet at 3am(shown to be the peak time he tweets) when some post about Musk or how he's fat angered him so much he burst his brain...

Nikki found him, covered in shite on the toilet when she got up at 11:30 due to her 'medication' (she needs her 15 hours) and right now he's in hospital with only one side of him working.

He ends up totally fucking monged and Nikki has to wipe his fat arse and feed him and OF COURSE, what's more important to Fatrick than that.... Reply to every message and get the last word in every time...

Then divorce saga and he's left being rolled around and roughly changed and cleaned by underpaid healthcare niggers with no background checks who rob the shit out of him, leave him in the sun or running cold water too much, not bother to feed and change him enough and when they do it's slop he hates and the big 6ft5 shithouse Malik pinches his fat snout to open his mouth saying
'big boy, yo gon' eat yo food' while shoveling in to his maw cheap, out of date canned meals... Taking the good dinners home for their family.
All Fatrick can go is huff and puff like Hector in Breaking Bad....

When Nikki is found in a lesbian relationship or getting wrecked by groups of ethnic groups the rascals will send tons of postcards to him with photos of it and lovely messages the 'carers' will read to him while all he can do is howl in silent, impotent rage buried deep in a flesh prison...

I can just see him now huffing and puffing and staring while some negress finds boxes of his toys and models and takes them for her kids because 'you ain't gunna need em no mo'

Oh that would be just

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Was hoping for total liver/kidney failure.

 

[guest]

He's baaaaack!

 

[guest]

He's baaaaack!

With the usual childing, wordle, and consoomerism

 

[guest]

With the usual childing, wordle, and consoomerism

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Actually, Fat, I think you'll find it's you that people are laughing at

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

With the usual childing, wordle, and consoomerism

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'Looked at my wife just now' at 10:30 on a Monday. Get a job, niggers.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

He’s fucking Niki with great skill and much enthusiasm

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Nikki clenches her fist at awful slop dinners in a crap pub at Thanksgiving Fatrick, you are going to put her out of her home... She doesn't laugh at this shit.... She really doesn't.

She's too mashed on SSR/NIs, anti psychotics, sleepers and tranquillisers to get much out of... Especially not something as specific as I assume that was...

Nikki is going to snap out of it and divorce you when your tissue of lies comes apart by trying to mop up the massive thick hot load of truth that spurts forward when the bailiffs start seizing your stuff...
L

 

[SFWA liaison]

"everyone is laughing at you" - one of the most popular lolcows on the World Wide Web

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He’s fucking Niki with great skill and much enthusiasm

It takes both to move his fat sweaty gunt out of the way, pry her big fat thighs apart enough to get his little chubby mushroom even beyond her lips. I bet he has that fat sort of cloak...sort of fat frame around fat blokes knobs too...

He's too out of breath easy to pound her doggy and Fatrick don't seem to be the type to realise that girls sometimes like their ankles by their ears now and then either you know?

 

[Mike Glyer]

With the usual childing, wordle, and consoomerism

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She was probably legitimately laughing at whatever insult he repeated to her. Then the SSRI haze came back over her and her eyes became glassy. "If death is feeling nothing...am I already dead? Damn, almost out of Moon Pies...wait, was that a feeling?"