Patrick couldn't finish a single shift at Target because he felt it was beneath him

[Chubby's Cheesesteaks]

But now he's a maid who cleans up after strangers. Nice middle aged existence, you failed writer/comedian/father.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It never happened. It’s a story he made up because he thinks it sounds cool. He never would have applied in the first place.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

It never happened. It’s a story he made up because he thinks it sounds cool. He never would have applied in the first place.

His resume is not Target or Meijer worthy, he's a Walmart man all the way, I call BS on his story.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

His resume is not Target or Meijer worthy, he's a Walmart man all the way, I call BS on his story.

I applied for a job there once while I was in college and they didn’t even call me back.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Did he say what age he was for his target shift? I doubt they even had a target anywhere near his small town in the late 90s

 

[RickReternal]

Did he say what age he was for his target shift? I doubt they even had a target anywhere near his small town in the late 90s

Florida job?

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I applied for a job there once while I was in college and they didn’t even call me back.

Imagine that lol. Yea this definitely didn't happen then, why the fuck does he make this shit up?

 

[Professor Rape]

He's a Publix guy.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

He should be working at a Big Lots

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

His 15 year old supervisor probably fired him for arguing about everything.

 

[Agent Smith]

I worked as a security consultant for target in the late 90s to mid 2000s. They would fly me in to new stores and pay me 3 grand plus expenses to train their loss prevention teams for 3 days. I didn't know shit about loss prevention and just told them to keep an eye on black people.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I worked as a security consultant for target in the late 90s to mid 2000s. They would fly me in to new stores and pay me 3 grand plus expenses to train their loss prevention teams for 3 days. I didn't know shit about loss prevention and just told them to keep an eye on black people.

So you do know shit about loss prevention.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

With all the booze and cheesesteaks I’m sure Pats body is so riddled with gout and inflammation he can’t handle standing for a full 8 hour shift

 

[Ladynyahh]

He probably had to work with a bunch of high school kids (you know, part time because they're in school and their parents probably made them) and likely they made fun of him for being a know it all asshole, chliding anyone who didn't agree with him